This is set in the game-verse.

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At the moment, Touko was in her room, busy writing in her journal about her recent training and battles when there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Come in!"

When the door opened, she frowned when it was her brother Touya who walked in.

"Hey, Touko. How's it going?" asked Touya with a smirk. "Busy writing in your diary?"

"It's a journal, you idiot. Do I look like one of those girly girls who'd actually have a diary?"

"You do know that Bel is one of those "girly girls" you just insulted, right?" questioned Touya, annoyed that his sister just insulted his girlfriend.

"…Sorry. What do you want, Touya?"

"Nothing much. Just wondering if you found yourself a boyfriend yet," said Touya, a smirk back on his face.

Touko could feel her eye twitch in annoyance. She knew exactly where he was going to go with this and she would kill him.

"Don't even start with me, Touya!"

"Touko, we're thirteen and not getting any younger. Why do you think I got with Bel?"

"Because you're a pervert who seems to have a thing for girls with wide hips?" deadpanned Touko.

"…That's one reason, but I truly do love her. Why don't you get with Cheren?"

Touko raised an eyebrow at that question. She was expecting something else, but answered the question anyway. "Cheren's like one of those tsundere characters from those stupid animé series you watch."

"…For someone who hates animé, you sure know the terms that go with it if you're able to describe Cheren as a tsundere," said Touya, making his sister blush in embarrassment.

"Sh-Shut up! Now go away!"

Unfortunately for her, Touya ignored her. He gave an evil looking grin. "You're not planning to get with that N guy are you?"

The annoying twitch in her eye returned. She knew Touya would bring up that man at some point just to tick her off. Ever since she had to spend a ride with him on the Ferris wheel in Nimbasa City, Touya continuously teased her about it.

"You know damn well that there's nothing between us! He is nothing more than a fast talking socially retarded man-child who couldn't get a woman unless it was Pokémon! And he's twenty-one! The idea of him as my boyfriend is sick!" screeched Touko, glaring at her smirking brother.

"That may all be true, but it's still fun to get under your skin about it!" laughed Touya. He then ran out of the room when Touko gave off another screech and tried to strangle him.

"Stupid idiot," growled Touko.

FIN

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More or less, this was to show how stupid FerrisWheelshipping is. In the games, Touko is supposed to be thirteen and N is supposed to be twenty-one. Then you have to add the fact that N is a villain and has no idea how to interact with humans. Lastly, the shipping makes both characters OOC, making N a suave lady's man and Touko a stuttering mess of a girly girl, which you know she is the farthest from being a girly girl.

If anyone actually understands this logic, thank you. If not, open your bloody eyes to the logic!