The Japanese Ministry

Chapter 1

HPXNaruto Crossover

The Japanese Ministry has always been a bit...strange. They preferred to stay away from the other Ministries. But what happens when Japan decides that it is time for them to get involved with the others. When they decide to try to play nice with all the other children. Well, maybe inviting themselves into England for a tea party wasn't the best idea.

Fudge sat in his office looking at the paper in front of him. This particular paper was a letter. A letter from the Japanese Ministry of Magic.

He sighed. He remembered his lessons about the other ministries. The French, The Americans, The Turkish, The Bulgarians, and The Mexicans were only some of the large and powerful ministries in the world. Now of all the Ministries, there was one that was the most powerful and most feared.

The Japanese.

They were some of the most brutal and cruel people in general. There were some exceptions of course. Fudge had once met a very kind doctor from Japan that had been sweet and understanding. But in general they seemed quite heartless. This was probably because of their military, The Shinobi.

Fudge shivered. He had only met a Shinobi once, and he wasn't too eager to repeat the experience. The Shinobi he had encountered was a bodyguard to an extremely important official that had visited their ministry.

He recalled the feeling of death that had surrounded the Shinobi. It was almost as if the feeling had been directed towards him. When he had asked one of the Japanese ambassadors what it was he had experienced the ambassador had replyed, "It's killing intent sir. Very common among Shinobi."

Now the Japanese wanted to send Shinobi here. Fudge wanted to shout, "Absolutely not!

The Japanese want to send Shinobi to Hogwarts as well. Fudge wanted to scream, "Out of the question!"

But he wouldn't, because that might anger them. No, instead he would politely reply and tell them that they would most certainly be welcome in England.

'Oh joy." Fudge thought moodily. 'The Shinobi are coming.'

Naruto was pouting.

Sasuke was sulking.

Sakura was on the verge of tears.

Kurenai was glowering.

Asuma wasn't smoking.

Anko was moping.

And Kakashi was giggling.

He was only doing this because he hadn't heard what the Hokage had just said. Why he hadn't heard, well it could be due the orange book he was reading.

"Well due to a certain pervert that we waited three hours for it looks like I'm going to have to repeat myself."

"Yeah Granny please. Tell me that you're just having kidding us and that your trying to teach Kakashi-sensei a lesson. Please tell me that what you said a minute ago is just a joke." Naruto said with utter seriousness, which was something very uncommon coming from him, especially him.

"Kakashi put that book down now." A certain red-eyed jonin said looking at the book distastefully.

He smiled and pocketed the book. "Sorry Lady Tsunade…Kurenai. I was just at the best part in the book when-"

"We don't need to hear this sensei!"

"Sorry Sakura. So…what did I miss."

"Lady Hokage don't bother. Apparently our sensei doesn't care that we're going away for a year to a different country."

"Don't say it again Sasuke-teme or you'll make me cry."

"Dobe."

"Year!" The silver-haired man's one eye was widened in shock.

"Yes year." Said Tsunade testily. "Now listen up."

"The Ministry has just decided that some Shinobi are in need for some stuff going on in England." Tsunade said. "Our Daimyo has been nice enough to volunteer us." She added sarcastically.

"Great that's just what we need. Those magic users interfering with us." Anko said. She looked quite furious when she spat out the term magic users.

"Magic users? What have they got to do with it?" a clueless blond asked.

Kakashi sighed. "Sakura?"

"Yes sensei, I'll take care of this incompetent baka and make him understand."

"Well that's one way of putting it."

"Hey! I'm no baka!"

"Dobe, just listen to Sakura."

"Alright Naruto. All Shinobi of Konaha report to Tsunade who is the Hokage right?"

"Right!"

"The same goes for all of the other Kages. And Tsunade listens to the Daimyo, but does not necessarily report to him."

"Okay. But what does this have to do with magic users?"

"Patience Naruto, I'm getting to that. Now the Fire Daimyo rules over all of the land of fire and it's the same for all of the other Daimyos. Now the Kages rule over the military forces and the Daimyos are the lords of us all. Okay."

"Okie dokey. Now get on with it Sakura-chan"

"Now you know about people that use magic right?"

"I'm not that much of an idiot Sakura-chan!"

"Okay. Okay. I was just making sure. All of the Daimyos can meet in peace where all the magic users are because the Daimyos are magic users. When they are gathered it is sort of like the leading force of Japan."

"Yeah. So?"

"So our ministry had decided to send us to the ministry in England to take care of whatever needs taken care of."

"In other words dobe we are being sent out of Japan for a year to live with some other ministry."

"Okay teme. I get it."

"Alright then." Said Tsunade. "Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura you are being sent to England's main school, Hogwarts."

"Granny, what kind of a name is that!"

"Ignore it Naruto. You're going to see weirder. Also, you'll be briefed further on you assignment when you get there."

"What about us?" Asuma said speaking for the very first time.

"You all will be going to their ministry and staying with The Head of the Ministry of Magic, Fudge. You'll be briefed on your way there."

"Why aren't we being told our assignment now?" Kurenai asked.

"Because you're leaving now. You have an hour to pack and be back here. Don't be late, especially you Kakashi."

"Now go. Quickly now! We don't have all day!"

There was a flurry of movement and only Kakashi walked toward the door. The rest of them used the window. Naruto went out the roof.

"Tsunade cursed. "Is it impossible for them to just use the door!"

Kakashi winked. "Jumping out windows is what we're best at and he spun on his heel and jumped out the window."

AN: All the stuff about the Daimyo and the Hokage I just made up, but some of it might be true. Also I made knowing about magic users common knowledge in Naruto's world, just because I was sick of reading fics where everyone is so skeptical and amazed by magic. Also Sasuke has not betrayed the village and gone to Orochimaru.

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