The Inheritance spoof
im sorry to everyone reading this i had just finished reading my god knows how many'th Harry turns into a beautiful creature fic on his 17(sometimes earliwer)
birthday...and i thought what if...well you get the point...
WARNINGS: One-Shot CrackFIC
The duck taped alarm clock's luminous face showed the time to be 11:59, only one more minute and he's be 17...the excitement for what might happen was there, the thrill of a possible creature inheritance was strong...for only the powerful could turn right? (A/N: not really but lets go with that eh)
As the light of the clock flashed, and the grandfather clock downstairs in the Durs;eys living room chimed midnight... a dim light of rusty orange and deep forest green left Harry's body enveloping him entirely... feelings washed over him feelings of love, warmth, and the odd urge to smash things, but before he had time to think upon that little oddity a searing paine like none he'd ever experienced before washed over him (A/N: funny how extreme paine always seems worse the the last one..like a paper cut the first one sucks,
but oddly the second sucks more..odd?) after two minutes of constant Paine Harry finally gave into the welcoming darkness.
Waking up Harry noticed first off that his arms and legs were extremely heavy and that his mind felt sluggish and wouldn't seem to focus, curious as to what had happened the night before and if he'd come into any inheritances (A?N: previously unknown of course!). He got up an stumbled to the mirror situated in his broken down closet. Looking in, he could of sworn his mind was playing tricks on him...because in the mirror it looked as if he'd turned into a troll... literally..
The end of what was there in my head
A/N:ducks flying pointy objects, first off i want to apologize for the oddity of my mind, second to those who have read my other story that I've yet to update please don't hate me I've just hit a rather larger bout of writers(artists) block when its done i promise to try my best to write the next chapter. If i have any major mishaps in this story please feel free to point them out and I'll do my best to fix them up.
thanks for reading Minorly-Crazy