Chapter 1

Inuyasha Takahashi's Office

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" What the fuck is your problem? You could have shot me!" Inuyasha yelled feeling his life span reduced by ten years.

"Kagome! You don't have to do this! I will change. I promise,"Hojo her boyfriend insisted.

"You stupid bitch shot me in the damn shoulder! What the hell did I do to you! Huh?" Kikyo asked as her red skirt rose up and blood rolled down her arm.

"Well truth be told I was trying to kill you but you kept moving," Kagome said calmly and went to her baby blue purse and got out some more bullets.

"The fuck is wrong with you? I can have you fired! Arrested!" Inuyasha yelled at Kagome.

Kagome stopped what she was doing and chuckled. She held her stomach and began to laugh hysterically as she replaced her bullets.

"I think Elvis has left the building. I told you that we should have just waited. We could be outside looking up wondering what's going on in here," Sango whispered to her co-worker Miroku.

"And miss this? Isn't this what some disgruntled employees wish they could do to their boss? Duck tape him and gag him with a tie?" Miroku asked but stopped when Inuyasha glared at him because that's what looked was about to happen.

"Thanks Kouga dear for tying down Cheap-O. Now, can you all hold out your wrists and I will duck tape you,"Kagome said and Kouga complied.

"Try to do anything funny and I will just shoot you," Kagome said calmly and stooped down to Hojo next.

"Where?" Hojo asked.

"Well honey for you in your dick," Kagome said with a sweet smile.

Hojo gulped and handed out his hands as he tried to elevate his wounded knee.

"Ms. Higurashi, w-why am I here? I don't even work here! I just do your dry cleaning," the scared shop owner said.

"I know. Today you pissed me off and yeah. That's how the cookie crumbled,"Kagome said and bounded his legs since his arms were useless now.

"Oh,"the shop owner said and held his legs out but being mindful of the bullet wound in his arms.

"What do you want? Money? Time off? Alone time with me? What ever you want just say it and it's yours," Inuyasha pleaded as Kagome turned him around and tied him up some more tightly with duck tape in his chair.

"I do have a request," Kagome said and slowly move toward his face as if she was going to kiss him.

"Anything," Inuyasha said.

"Shut the fuck up and listen to what someone else has to say. Now open wide," Kagome said flatly and stuffed Inuyasha tie she got earlier from him then covered his mouth with duck tape.

When everyone was duck taped and gagged. Kagome rotated her shoulders and pulled down the blinds.

"Well are you going to tell us what you want? Why are we here? Why you gagged our boss and shot almost everyone?" Kouga asked as he was getting comfortable on the ground.

"Well I have a story...a mystery and you all are going to help me solve it," Kagome started.

"Sounds like a story. I like story time," Miroku commented.

Everyone else rolled their eyes and told him to shut the hell up.

"Touchy," Miroku whispered and Kagome shot off a round in the ceiling.

"Where was I. Oh yes. My story. Well it started about a week days ago when Kouga and I were forced to stay here to finish a project that Mr. Cheap-Ass wouldn't pay overtime," Kagome began.

"Arf mot a hep ax," Inuyasha said through his gag.

"Honey you are a cheap ass," Kagome replied and sat down on the table that was in Inuyasha's office.

All the employees did a collective yes and shook their head.

Even Kikyo who had a funny story about Inuyasha and his cheap ways.

"Anyway like I said. Well a good mystery always need the backstory. So let's start our tale about a week ago," Kagome said and looked far off into the open space to begin her tale.

'I hope it isn't long. I got to pee,' Inuyasha thought as Kagome began her tale of lies, secrets, betrayal, missing pensions, murder, and sex. A helluva lot of sex.

A/N: What do you think? Please tell me if you're interested or not? Well don't leave me hanging! The tension is too much!

M

not beta read...