Red vs Blue: Pokéfied
In a citadel in High Charity, three SPARTANS had infiltrated it by the vents, their identities: Church; a Snivy. Simmons; a Treecko. And Griff; a Lucario.
"There's only one way!" rang Griff's voice through the vents as they were walking towards the door, "How the hell would you know?" Church snapped back, "Have you ever been here?" Griff looked up and scowled at Church, replying with a half hearted "Shut up."
Church took no notice and went on: "Eh, whatever. Simmons; what does that thing say? Where are Sarge and Tex being held prisoner?" the Treecko looked at his pad and checked it, answering with: "Erm, Section 1352."
"And what Section are we in?" Church asked, with some dread in his voice. Simmons scanned and told him: "Erm... Section 0." Griff burst out and grimaced: "Oh crap! That's like a million sections away!" And he wasn't the only one, Church asked in bewilderment: "You mean we have to fight our way through this whole blaze! We'll be dead by then!"
However, Simmons scanned and found an alternative: "Maybe not, you see that access chamkber?" he asked pointing at it, "It goes right through the Citadel! It seems like a straight run," Church and Griff smiled, "...but it's loaded with guards..." their smiles turned upside down.
Griff took advantage of the situation whilst Church and Simmons starting talking about possible tactics, "So our choices: a bunch of small routes on the top, loaded with enemis. OR; a long route on the bottom, loaded with enemies." the Lucario then became deluded with certain death probabilities: "Or we could give up! I say we give up!" Church heard this and told Griff: "What! We can't stop working! We're in the first section!"
Griff raised his voice slightly and sarcastically corrected him: "No, according to what you said, we're not even in the first room! We're in Room Zero(!) But it's okay Church, no-one could possibly ever find us!"
Simmons interrupted and told Church: "I got an idea, you see this area here..." They both started talking about it, while Griff looked over and told them: "Hey, what are you guys talking about? That doesn't sound like surrendering!"
"Shut up Griff, we're working here!" Simmons told Griff off and so did Church: "Yeah, beat it" Church snapped. Griff glared at the two and just scoffed it off: "Pfft. Whatever." he then raised his voice and started imitating Simmons: "Ooh look at me, I'm Simmons(!) I have a computer so I don't have to do anything(!) I just have to push all the buttons(!)" Griff paraded around, waving his arms and unwillingly typing a code into an access pad, which opened the chamber...
Griff looked in, to find a huge pack of Grunts huddled together, who looked at the Lucario in shock, Griff was at loss for words: "Erm... How do I shut this door?" The Grunts didn't buy it and picked up their weapons and started shooting at the three...
To be continued. Thanks for reading.