Hello, welcome to my first fanfic. I want to start off by saying that I do not own any of the Artemis Fowl characters. Now, I hope you enjoy and any reviews, comments, and/or concerns are appreciated. If you have any questions please PM me. I plan on working on this story as much as possible.

I'm not going to say that everyone's life is perfect ,but I will say that my life is a little strange. Since you going to hear my story then you might want to know my name. Its Rycar Whitelight by the way ,and I am human before you start to wonder. Today was a good day because I was going to be placed into a LEP recon unit today. Wait a minute, first of all I live underground at the moment. I moved here after the last accident which I will save for another time. The LEP is the police of the underground city of Haven. Believe it or not I am the only human who lives down here ,but I'm not the only person who knows about the race of fairies that live down here. Yes, you heard me right I said fairies ,and I know what everyone says but they are different then humans think they are. Yes they do have pointed ears that are highly sensitive and there are about 3 foot tall. But, they do not have wings and they don't use wands (don't know how that started). They also have dark skin. So, as I was saying, I was on my way to the police plaza to find out who I would be working with. I was now a major and my last recon unit said I caused too many problems so now I was now being put into a new unit. The only thing that I did not like was the fact that I was stuck at a desk doing paperwork all day. The only time I was able to go to the surface was when I was on vacation (which I did not get very often) or when there was a big emergency and that is what I preferred. As soon as I got plaza I was greeted by Chix verbal. As usual he was (trying) to flirt with every girl he saw ,and here are only two girls that were at the plaza today. One was Lili Frond, she was the definition of girly and I did not really know her. The other was a totally different story, her name was Holly Short, she was one who was in the office next to mine and she was the one who was involved with the Artemis Fowl missions over the last couple of years. Even though she had a temper and was a total rule-breaker she was the major of the highest unit. But, Chix must have had a death wish because the girl he was talking to was Holly. If looks could kill Chix would be lying there stone cold dead. She was not a morning person and she looked as though she was going to let Chix now that. That was when I had the idea to stop this. I step between them and bend down to say

"Hey Chix ,how you doing this morning".

That is when I would say that I am a magnet for bad luck because that's when Holly went to punch Chix ,and of course I had stepped in front of him. Thwack! I got knocked out. After a couple of minutes I started to wake up and what I saw was strange. Holly was bent over tying to wake me up and Chix was trying his hardest not to laugh. I got up and started to leave when I was stopped by Holly.

"I'm so sorry about that, its just that I was getting tired of Chix and he refused to let me go to my office" she said.

"Its OK ,I have been hit harder before and I know you didn't mean to."

She was about to go when she stopped and turned around, "What's your name, I haven't seen you before."

At first I just stood there and finally said " Rycar, Rycar Whitelight."

At first she laughed then said, "Well it nice to meet you, you must be that guy that got moved to my unit."

I was speechless at first. I could not that I had been moved to the same unit as Holly Short (the first girl major that was in the LEP). Right when I was about to say something my lest favorite elf walked over to us. It was none other than commander Trouble Kelp. When he got there and saw me he grimaced like a dog had peed on his boots.

"Hey Holly, how are you." he said smiling till he looked at me.

"What's Mud Man doing here."

Mud Men are the term fairies use for humans.

"Trouble, how many times do I have to tell you not to call me that. Especially, when I am at work."

Trouble was known to have a thing for Holly and he did not try to hide it.

"Can't you tell that I was talking to Holly and just so you know I do work here so I will be here." I said tiring to keep my temper down.

That was Holly's cue to interact so that me and him did not get arrested. As soon as we all go I saw him grab Holly's hand and her swat it away. I turned and said, "Hey Trouble you might want to watch were you put that hand before you lose it."

Holly smiled at me as she walked into her office and that's when Trouble walked back to me and told me to leave her alone because she was his. That's when he spit in my face to tick me off.

I grabbed him by the collar and said, " If you do that again your going to regret it."

As I put him down he spit at me again and I punched him so hard that when he looked back at me and I had broke his nose. That's when everyone ,including Holly, walked out and saw me walk into my office. While I sat there, I knew that someone would come to see me. A couple of minutes later Holly burst though the door and started to demand answers. I told her what he said and did then she started to clam down ,but she still was mad at me for punching him so hard.

"What happen that made you two hate each other."

I did not know the answer and just shrugged as she left. It did not take long for me to finish my paperwork so I decided to go and see my good friend Foaly. He saw me coming and opened the door to the ops booth to let me in. Before I tell you what happens, let me tell you that Foaly is a centaur which means he is half horse and half man. I walked in and was greeted by his usual sarcastic remarks.

"Hey Rycar, I was watching the camera feed from this morning and I have to say I think we have the guy version of Holly in our mitts."

I could not help but get a little upset.

"He spit in my face twice what was I supposed to do," I say.

"He deserved it then," Foaly said laughing

The next day went a little better than yesterday even if I do say so myself. At my lunch break, I was sitting with nobody as usually. Do not know what it is but apparently being human is a illness that only fairies know about. That's when Holly sat beside me on the table and said something. I didn't notice because I was thinking about something when she waved her hand in front of my face and I finally noticed her sitting there.

"Oh Hey, I didn't see you sitting there." I said a little embarrassed.

She laughed and said, " Hey, what where thinking so hard about."

I thought about it for a second and said, "I honestly can't remember."

We sat in silence of a couple of minutes then I asked, "How come you came over here to sit with me in stead of your friends"?

She looked at me for a minute and said, " I have been informed that I am needed for a mission and I need a partner to go with me."

I thought about it for a minute then said, " So you want me to go on a mission to the surface to do haven knows what?"

At first she started to get up when I grabbed her arm and stopped her. She turned around with a smile that suggested that she had won.

" When do we start," I said with a wicked grin that could have scared anyone.

"After lunch," she said with the same smile ,and I have to admit that it did look a little frightening when she did it. With that she left to let me finish my food which I did not eat a lot of before leaving myself. I went to my office and grabbed my helmet and wings before heading to Holly's office. I stopped at the door to hear someone stomp to the door ,and to my surprise it was Holly. When she saw me she said come on and we left to the ops booth. I could not help but look into her office ,and I saw Trouble laying on the floor holding his face and he had a broken nose. At that moment I almost felt bad for him to have Holly's temper unleashed upon him. Almost. As we walked to the ops booth I was smiling and of course she noticed it and asked me what I was smiling about. I told her that Trouble looked like he would be breathing though a tube for awhile. That's when she started to smile. We were assigned to go and make sure that the troll that was sighted was under control. We take a shuttle to the surface, and I notice that most of the people at the port were on their way to the surface as tourist. Even though everyone speaks gnomish ( which is the language of the people ) I know how to speak it and it did not bother me. When we arrived to the surface there was a big difference in the air. The air in haven was recycled and there was no pollution since most fairies care for the environment. We put in the coordinates and we set off. After a while of flying we landed to rest for a minute.

"How far till we get there," I asked even though I could have looked it up on my helmet. "We're about five miles from the troll. It shouldn't take long to get there."

With that we took off again and she was right we were there in under two minutes. We both switched on the heat scanner on our helmets to search for the troll.

"There he is," Holly said.

I turned around to see and there he was. I contacted Foaly to tell him that we found him and that he was just walking around not doing anything. That's when I noticed what he was walking towards. Straight in front of him was a camp site were there was a bunch of kids gathered around the fire ,and the fire was what the troll was heading to. Looked over at Holly who had noticed it ,too.

"On second thought Foaly we might need that retrieval team after all," I said as I watched the troll get closer and closer to the group of campers.

At that moment I looked at Holly who was not there anymore. I looked back towards the troll ,and there she was heading straight for it. That moment scared me more than anything ,so with that I flew after her to help. I caught up with her half way to the troll.

"Your not going to stop me so just turn around and get retrieval," she said and she was serious ,too.

"I'm not trying to stop you. You need help with that thing."

We both pulled up at the last moment and grabbed around his neck ,and Holly slipped and grabbed my arm but I held on. She steadied herself and grabbed the troll around the neck ,too. I pulled out my gun to try to stop it.

"It will not work. Its skins too thick," she said to me as she tried not to fall off.

"Yours might not work," I said.

It was true though, LEP guns could piss it off but not kill it. My gun on the other hand was a colt 1911 pistol with armor piercing ammo. I aimed and fired two shots off into the troll's leg it fell forward ,and we jumped off. When it started to get up I planted two more shots into its other leg and it fell. She looked at me like I had done the most amazing thing in the world. That's when the retrieval showed up and looked happy that they didn't have to go up with a troll. We rode back to haven and when we got back it was late. I placed all my gear back in my office ,and started to leave when I was saw that Holly was in the chief's office being lectured about the mission. I walked into his office and they were both surprised.

"What do you want," he grunted.

I could tell that I was interrupting is lecture which is something he hates ,but I didn't care because I didn't like him to begin with.

"I just over heard you yelling at Holly about what happened out there today ,and I just wanted to say that it wasn't her fault. It was mine. I saw that they were in danger and could not wait till retrieval one got there."

And with that I walked out of the office with his mouth open. I headed for the door and all of the sudden I hared someone calling my name from behind. I turned around to see Holly trying to catch me before I left.

"Hey" I said as she caught to me.

"Hey, I just wanted to tell you that I'm glad you said something to him. Even though it was not true." She had a point that it was not true but I didn't care.

"Don't worry about it. We both know that you don't need anymore write ups or anything." We started to walk out the plaza and I walked her home.