Badguy House

Disclaimer: This is a funny story of various movie villians living together in the same house and putting up with one and other. Please note that I do not own any of the Characters, they belong in the movies that they came from.

The villians living together are

Darth Vader-the empire strikes back,1980

Lord Voldemort-Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix 2007

Freddy Krueger-A nightmare on elm street, 1984

Scar-the Lion King,1994

The Joker-Batman,1989

Dr Evil-Austin powers trilogy

Mini-me-Austin powers:Goldmember

Jack Torrance-the Shining,1980

Now to the real story:

"HAS ANYONE SEEN MY WAND, I'VE LOST IT" shrieked Voldemort. The rest of the villians looked up from the various things they were doing.

"DON'T JUST STAND THERE, HELP ME FIND MY WAND" the Dark lord demanded. "How about nooooooo, you crazy wizard of darkness" replied Dr Evil. Voldemort was getting extremely annoyed now. "Just get off your lazy butts and help me find my godamn wand" he snapped. Freddy and Darth vader exchanged looks of confusion and Scar was staring at Voldemort's shoe.

"What are you staring at Lion?" The dark lord snapped. "I think you'll find that your wand is in your shoe" informed Scar. Voldemort looked at his shoe and saw his wand sticking out. "Oh right, thankyou Scar". Scar bowed his black-maned head and scapered outside to hunt.

A little while later, Darth Vader was looking on Ebay for socks, he neeeded some new socks since Scar accidently chewed all his and Jack was going on the rampage with an axe.

"Can (breath) you be careful with that axe (breath) you can cause a serious accident with that" Darth said after Jack nearly knocked his noggin off. "Oops, sorry" he replied in sarcasm then going off on the rampage. He started axing a cuboard door through, then he stuck his head through the newly made hole a shrieked "heeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Johnny".Then he let out a yelp as Mini-me who had been in the cuboard bit his nose and was now clinging onto it with his teeth. "CAN SOME ONE GET THIS GODAMN DWARF OFF ME" he bellowed, dropping his axe on the floor. After what seemed like forever, Mini-me finally let go and jack now had a bite mark on his nose.

"I am so going to get that dwarf one of these days" he said in a sinsiter tone. Mini-me kicked him in the chin and Joker who had just witnessed it burst out laughing.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" Jack said before picking up his Axe and slunging it over his shoudler "I'm so going to get that midget" and he walked off.

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Sorry it's abit short, Wanted to go to bed because it was nearly midnight. I'l try and have abit more happening in the next chapter. So don't forget to review, I like to see what other people think so don't forget to review if you happened across this story.But the kind of reviews I do not want are Flames, because I hate them very much and they are just a waste of space. So, Chappie 2 will be up very soon.