Discalimer: I don't own Naruto or Hellsing this is a crack fic, deal with it!

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An Alternate Ending to Sakura's match with Ino in the Chuunin Prelim Exam –

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"Your beaten Sakura there's no way you can win now!"

Sakura looked up at Ino, panting heavily. She was exhausted, she was going to loose… Her inner-self's cheering though a comfort wasn't really helping. Suddenly she froze, genjutsu was her specialty she had been trying basic ninjutsu's and taijutsu but what if?

Ninja are trained to lie, this entire test was based on deception wasn't it, the only outright attack that the village had recently had was the Kyuubi, a Demon and it… Again Sakura froze and then smirked looking up at Ino's smug face she decided what she was going to do.

"Beaten me?" Sakura laughed as she spoke gathering up enough chakra for the simple technique, standing up straighter she covered her hands over her eyes slipping in the temporary contact lenses that functioned as sunglasses her father had given her ages ago still in the dress she had forgotten to remove them. Fitting haphazardly over her eyes they darkened everything but gave her the outward appearance of having overly large black slanted pupils with white rings outside them.

Reaching out a hand she formed a fake seal, bending but finger in to expel the chakra she had been gathering carefully she began her ploy.

"Demonic control art : Restriction Seal Release Levels 9, 8, 7!" Sakura slammed her seal into her chest, winding her self further. The Chakra she had been collating was expelled outwards in a circle. Ignoring the horrified gasps around her she opened her eyes revealing the black slanted pupils to her audience and laughed with a high cruel sneer at her surroundings.

Ino stepped back horrified, gasping in shock and horror.

"Witness the power of the 100 years of the Haruno clan's Demonic seal experimentation… the ultimate sealing technique and subsequent release I hold over nine tails worth of converted power face me and die.. child." Silently praying she hadn't gone over the top with that last speal of bullshit, Sakura maintained her sneer carefully as she forced concentrated wisps of chakra out of her.

Ino looked at Sakura for a second.

Sakura looked back and snarled.

Ino looked back at Sakura still refusing to move.

Sakura gave up and said more sweetly to her opponent, "look if your not going to give up I'll be happy to eat you, technically were allowed to do what ever we want in a match and eating the flesh off your bones isn't killing you right?" Trying not to through up at what she just said Sakura tilted her head to the side, and made her closing statement.

"Don't feel too bad about it the Haruno clans name is taken from the word Hanrou; it means half demon, once I activated my bloodline there was no way you could win, after this is over how about I take you out for ice cream, ok?"

With that closing, confusing statement, Ino's mind – already under a lot of stress – gave out completely as she fell to the floor in a dead faint.

Staring in surprise for a minute Sakura only managed a short "Oh" before dropping to her knee's in exhaustion, to end her act Sakura reached up rubbing a hand over her eyes removing the fake pupils and then held her hand in another seal to stop the justu expelling chakra. "Demonic control art : Seal Lock!" Smiling up at her team mates Sakura fell forward and collapsed into unconscious, the only though that occurred to her was why hadn't they announced her he winner surely the proctor had seen through her weak lie, oh well its not like anything will happen there's no such thing as Demon containers.

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