[YxS, DxM, AxC, KxL] fanfic – Eye Candy

Summary: A series of shenanigans, lightheartedness, and friendly fire. YxS, DxM, AxC, KxL

Mischief 1: Dearka's Camera

"Dearka, what are you doing?" The pilot of Freedom Strike asked curiously, seeing the tanned skin blonde dancing in delight.

"Isn't it sweet, Kira?" Dearka replied as he concluded his dance with a spin. "Milly got me this!" He held an object towards Kira's eyes.

"Whoa…" Kira stared in awe at the object in front of him. "A camera?"

Dearka scoffed. "Not just any camera! It's a wireless WebCam! Sent by the lovely Miriallia Haw."

"I thought you and Milly broke up." Kira recalled.

"Nonsense!" Dearka dismissed Kira's statement. "Milly and I are starting anew!"

"I see…" Kira said. "So what are you going to use the wireless WebCam for?"

Dearka snickered. "To spy on our hot-headed Commander."

A familiar name popped into mind. "You mean Yzak?"

"Who else?" Dearka retorted.

"Wouldn't he be mad?"

"Don't worry." The tan-skinned blonde assured. "I'll simply hide it in a place in his room where he will never suspect anything."

Kira shot a look of disapproval. "I don't know about this."

"We'll be fine!" Dearka assured his friend.

The next day…

"Hey Kira!" Dearka called out to his friend.

"Dearka?" Kira spotted Dearka running up to him. "What's up?"

"It was a SUCCESS!"

"What?"

In a moment's notice, Kira found himself dragged into a dark and secluded room and he, along with Dearka, stood in front of a small screen. "What's going on?"

"Look, look!" Dearka exclaimed, pointing his finger at the screen. Kira's eyes followed, catching a familiar figure in the recording.

"It's Yzak!" Kira acknowledged. "…He's just sitting there. Reading a report as usual."

"Nah-uh! Look, look! His finger is going to the desk intercom and guess who he's calling?"

"Pizza delivery?"

"No!"

"Athrun?"

"Are you stupid, Kira?" Dearka retorted. "He's calling Shiho."

"Oh, why would he call her?"

"Watch and see."

Kira caught a change in Yzak's workaholic behavior. "He's getting up."

"Yeah, look at that. It looks like he's done for a day."

"There's Shiho Hahnenfuss, coming up to him." Kira added. "They're just talking."

"Wait for it."

Kira continued to stare at the screen. They were still talking. But then when Shiho was about to turn away, her arm was caught by Yzak's hand and she was pulled into a breathtaking kiss.

Kira's eyes widened at such a sight. "No way!"

"It gets even better!"

"What?"

Kira focused on the screen once more. He can see that their kissing became more intense and not to mention, more passionate.

"Maybe we should turn this off, Dearka."

"This is just the beginning, Kira!"

"Yeah, but I feel like we are invading his privacy."

"No we're not. We're cheering him on!"

"I guess…"

"Shush! Look!"

Kira turned his attention back to the screen, only to find himself drawing closer to the screen at what was unfolding before his very eyes. With their lips still intact, Yzak slammed Shiho to the wall. Without letting out of his grasp on her, he brought his fingers to the door intercom, typing a code to activate a secure lock on the door.

"Would you look at that…" Dearka remarked. "Never knew he had it in him."

Kira was dumbfounded. Who knew Commander Yzak had a naughty side?

"He's going for it!" Dearka cried in anticipation as he saw the silver bob-cut undressing his lover.

Kira's face was becoming red. "I don't know if I should continue this. I mean, I get very embarrassed watching these sort of things…"

"You're a man!" Dearka gave a strong slap on Kira's shoulder. "When you watch these kinds of things, you learn from them!"

"Learn what?!"

"Aw c'mon, don't tell me you and Lacus haven't done such things yet…"

Before Kira could say anything, he was cut off by Shiho's moans from the recording, causing their eyes to return to the screen.

"Damn…" The two spectators said as they observed the scene.

"What are you guys doing?"

The two flinched and quickly diverted their attention to where the voice emerged.

"Athrun?" Kira called out.

"Shouldn't you be at Orb?" Dearka reminded Athrun.

"I'm just visiting."

The dark navy blue haired boy closed the door behind him and moved closer to his two friends, skootching between them and taking a look at what their friends were watching.

"You're horrible, Dearka." Athrun accused the tall blonde. "Why are you showing your porn videos to Kira? I thought Yzak confiscated them." As Athrun's face moved an inch closer to the screen, he recognized the figures on the screen. "Wait isn't that…isn't that Yzak?"

Dearka returned a nod.

"No way…" Athrun eyeballed at the screen. "Who knew Yzak can make a bold move like this, especially at his office?"

BAM!

The three immediately averted their eyes to the sound. Uh-oh.

Standing by the open door was their one and only greatest fear. The only person who can forcibly slam the door open like that was no other than the one they knew who would bring hell and terror in their lives if he found them. Yes, it was him. Commander Yzak Joule.

"Care to explain?" Holding up in the commander's hand was Dearka's Wireless and broken WebCam.

Oh shit. He found it.

Sweat was running down their cheeks as they anxiously gulped their saliva down their throats. It was like staring at death's door. All of them knew in their minds that they are now in DEEP DEEP trouble.

And hell was about break loose.

"DEARKA…KIRA…ZALA!"

What do you think? Comments are appreciated.

Preview for next chapter:

Mischief 2: A Desperate Cry for Help

-in which Athrun gets a call from his best friend Kira.

"Athrun, you gotta come down here. I need help."

"What's up Kira?"

"It's Yzak."

"Yzak?"

Another voice took over the other line. "Yo Athrun, you better get down here. Things aren't looking good here."

Athrun recognized the voice. "Dearka?"

Stayed tuned!