Epilogue
Epilogue
20 Years Later…
A Series of Letters
Dear Ginny,
I hate you. I want to break up. I'm keeping the kids.
Harry Potter
Dear Harry,
That's fine with me. Luna and I are already engaged. Please allow the kids to stay for Christmas.
Ginny Lovegood
Ginny,
I knew something was going on between you and Luna. I'm suing you for adultery.
Harry Potter
Asshole,
You do it and I'll tell everyone about the party last month!
Ginny Lovegood
You were in a coma last month. There was no party, but you can have the kids for Christmas.
Potter
I was not!
Ginerva Lovegood
I thought you were engaged, not married! And yes, you were, I just performed a memory charm on you.
Harry Potter
I hate you! You son of a Mudblood!
You suck, you sister of Ron Weasley! They're breaking up you know.
What? Why?
Something to do with their kids and Teddy; Hermione was crying when I talked with her.
Does Draco know? You should tell him so he can make fun of him for not being able to keep a girl.
Aside from the fact that they're my best friends, that's a pretty good idea.
Well I don't want to talk to you anymore, don't respond.
Mrs. Lovegood