Summary: what Jack receives over the 12 days of Christmas.
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The twelve days of Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas Jack Harkness received a hand floating in a jar.
On the second day of Christmas Jack Harkness received two tenth doctors, and a hand floating in a jar.
On the third day of Christmas Jack Harkness received three cups of tea (the doctor prefers tea.), two tenth doctors, and a hand floating in a jar.
On the fourth day of Christmas Jack Harkness received four tardis keys, three cups of tea, two tenth doctors, and a hand floating in a jar.
On the fifth day of Christmas Jack Harkness received five Galifreyan hats, four tardis keys, three cups of tea, two tenth doctors, and a hand floating in a jar.
On the sixth fifth day of Christmas Jack Harkness received six brand new greatcoats, five Galifreyan hats, four tardis keys, three cups of tea, two tenth doctors, and a hand floating in a jar.
On the seventh day of Christmas Jack Harkness received seven singing Slitheen, six brand new greatcoats, five Galifreyan hats, four tardis keys, three cups of tea, two tenth doctors, and a hand floating in a jar.
On the eighth day of Christmas Jack Harkness received eight empty children, seven singing Slitheen, six brand new greatcoats, five Galifreyan hats, four tardis keys, three cups of tea, two tenth doctors, and a hand floating in a jar.
On the ninth day of Christmas Jack Harkness received nine naughty nanogenes, eight empty children, seven singing Slitheen, six brand new greatcoats, five Galifreyan hats, four tardis keys, three cups of tea, two tenth doctors, and a hand floating in a jar.
On the tenth day of Christmas Jack Harkness received ten taunting toclofane, nine naughty nanogenes, eight empty children, seven singing Slitheen, six brand new greatcoats, five Galifreyan hats, four tardis keys, three cups of tea, two tenth doctors, and a hand floating in a jar.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Jack Harkness received eleven utopian urchins, ten taunting toclofane, nine naughty nanogenes, eight empty children, seven singing Slitheen, six brand new greatcoats, five Galifreyan hats, four tardis keys, three cups of tea, two tenth doctors, and a hand floating in a jar.
On the twelfth day of Christmas Jack Harkness received twelve Masters laughing, eleven utopian urchins, ten taunting toclofane, nine naughty nanogenes, eight empty children, seven singing Slitheen, six brand new greatcoats, five Galifreyan hats, four tardis keys, three cups of tea, two tenth doctors, and a hand floating in a jar.
Fin.
A/N: um yea. Random. You can decide who sent him the gifts. Let me know when you decide. Reviews please! Constructive criticism welcomed. This piece is Un-Beta'd.
Thanks. Moonhorse2.x