Me: And we are back with the TP characters I have kidnapped, I mean invited to play Truth
or Dare!

Everyone: *Is tied up in a corner*

Me: So yeah, this is the same as Ask the TP crew except we're playing Truth or Dare so you send in dares and stuff.

Jim: Hold on!

Me: What is it?!

Jim: How many chickens do we get?

Me: Bawk, bawk, bawk! Jim's a chicken! NO chickens.

Jim: I am not!

Me: Whatever, now everyone sit in a circle and wait.

Eveyone: *Sits*

Me: Ok, who wants to go first?

*Cricket chirps*

Me: Wimps!