Scully Had A Little Lamb
Scully had a little lamb
It had a ghostly stare
Mulder took it to the beach
And now it isn't there.
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Scully wasn't happy
Thumped Mulder in the eye
Mulder staggered backwards
And sat in apple pie.
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While Scully stood there screaming
Mulder wiped his bum
Scully raised her hand again
Mulder ran home to his mum.
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Mrs. Mulder shook her head
When she heard the woefull tale
She sighed and said
"Fox my son, you're like any other male."
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"You can be so careless
And it only leads to trouble
Look at what has happened
Sort it out, on the double!"
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Meanwhile Scully cried her eyes out
She really loved her pet
If only they'd been quicker
They could have got it to a vet.
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Frohike turned up at her door
Having heard the awful news
He soon stopped Scully's crying
By buying her some shoes.
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Scully tried them on at once
Felt better straight away
"Thank you Frohike dear
For brightening up my day."
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"It's alright Scully," Frohike said
"Anything for you
I'm sure you'll find another pet
Why, Byers, he has two."
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Scully smiled a happy smile
That brightened up her face
It soon disappeared though
When Mulder came round her place.
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"Go away," she snarled at him
Alarming both the men
Mulder stood there speechless
Frohike chewed his pen.
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Before Scully shut the door
Mulder barged right in
"Hey Scully, don't be mad at me
I thought that he could swim."
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Scully wasn't happy still
You could see it in her eyes
Mulder tried his puppy dog face
It worked, it made her sigh.
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"Mulder, I'm so sorry
For getting mad like that
It wasn't really your fault
We should have had a chat."
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Frohike slipped out of the door
Knowing he was in the way
Scully would now let Mulder
Try and have his say.
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"It wasn't my fault Scully
He told me he could swim
It wasn't my fault Scully
He asked to be thrown in."
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As soon as she heard this
Scully frowned at him again
"A talking sheep Mulder?
That really is insane."
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"Now unless you're Doctor Dolittle
Which I really, really doubt
I don't think my lamb spoke
He couldn't even shout!"
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Mulder tried to convince her
But it was a hopeless task
Even though she'd seen things like
The Erlenmeyer flask.
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After the likes of Eugene Tooms
Roland Fuller, things that glisten
A brush with death, a UFO
And still she wouldn't listen.
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"What does it take to convince you Scully?
Strange things really do occur."
"Maybe Mulder, but talking sheep?
You'll be saying next frogs grow fur."
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They couldn't keep their faces straight
They cracked up then and there
"This whole thing is ridiculous"
Laughed Scully from her chair.
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Mulder laughed as well
Which doesn't happen much
They were both good friends again
As if they weren't as such.
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Mulder bought another lamb
And gave it to his friend
She said "Thanks, but no thanks"
Now this line is the end.
It's a dumb poem…but I was young and bored at the time…well that's the excuse :)