This is a fucked up version of the Harry Potter ending.
Death and suicide warning
"But dad what if I end up in Hufflepuff?" Albus Potter asked.
Harry looked at his 'son' and said "You wanna know why I named you who you are?" The child nodded and Harry frowned then sneered. "Because I hate you you little shit. You're not my real child. None of you are. You mother is a whore and your life along with your siblings are the embodiment of my missury." Harry said. Albus looked ready to cry.
"Get on the train." Harry said. The boy ran with his trunk and Harry kept his face neutral. He turned to his right and saw Dudley bring his daughter Petunia on the train. They drank together ever since Harry burned number 4 to the ground.
To his left was Hermione with her 5th kid going to his first year. The 6th of the Weasel bastard's kid in her polluted womb.
'Damn Weasley, damn Dumbledore.' Harry thought. Dudley put a hand on his shoulder "Wanna swing by the place Harry? The wife enjoys your visits."
Harry agreed because Dudley was the only place he can drink and not be stopped by Molly Jr.
Later that night Harry had drained the liquor cabinet and cried. "Stupid basilisk venom! I can't get drunk! God if you're listening, FUCK YOU! YOU WANNA TEST ME GOD? WELL HARRY FUCKING POTTER FUCKING FAILS YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Harry screamed. He found the Dursleys family hand me down. A revolvers that Dudley didn't want around the kids.
"Goodbye ungrateful world!" Harry said putting the gun to his temple and screaming "HERMIONE." As the bullet went into his skull and his brain painted the wall.
Meanwhile
"Another fuck brat! Not again." Hermione said at the bottom of bottle of Everclear. She married a shrimp and a minute man who doesn't even know what a condom was. She was sick of watching these screaming brats and wasn't ruining her body again with another. 'I just got the weight off.'
Hermione pointed her wand at her heart and said "HERE'S TO ANOTHER BRAT. AVADA KEDAVRA!" The arc of green lightning hit her and she fell to the floor.
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