A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 14th of April, 2017, is this young man's birthday. This young man's name is John Egbert , and he's getting ready to go to his birthday party.
A loud voice comes from downstairs
Vriska "joooooooohn , hurry up we are l8 for the party"
John "yeah, I'm coming"
John was wearing black jeans, his black ghost busters shirt, and on top a green jacket. John went downstairs and sees Vriska standing near a couch in John's living room, she's looking at him and holding a little wrapped box with a ribbon on it.
Vriska "come on egderp , we are l8!"
John "i know i know , let's go"
Vriska "fiiiiiiiinally"
John and Vriska leave john's home and started slowly walking down the street to Jade's house. It was already dark outside. John turned his head to see stars shining brightly on the new earth they've created.
John "isn't it nice that jade planed a party to celebrate a year anniversary of events in SBURB, and my birthday at her house?" John said with his dorky smile.
Vriska "ye8h, but why celebrate in jade's hive and not yours?" vriska asks raising an eyebrow
John "because her house is bigger so we could invite everyone else"
Vriska "oh yeah, that makes sense, why didn't you make your house bigger once we've created earth?"
John "well... I wanted to remember what life been like before a game, so I didn't change it"
John "remember how when we were creating a new universe karkat wanted to stars spell a word (Fuck) ?)
Vriska "yes, he was so angry when nobody considered it "
They chuckled at the memory.
Vriska "...c8n't believe it's alre8dy been a year"
John "a whole year huh?"
Vriska slowly gets closer and reached for his hand and says while looking him in the eyes
Vriska "8ut now that we finished it, I'm glad that we met during the game john" she said calmly
John flushed a little, and he could see a little blue blush on vriska's face along with a warm smile. He smiled back reviling his buck teeth
John "I'm really glad that I met you to vriska"
Vriska "don't you think we should tell others that we are matesprits 8lready? It has been a month since we started dating"
John "I don't think the are ready to know about our human/troll romance, especially after Rose and kanaya's brake up"
Vriska "john, please, they've been through SBURB with us, i'm pretty sure they will understand two of their friends becoming m8tesprits, plus their brake up have nothing to do with us"
John "yeah , maybe I'm just paranoid and you're probably right, but let's do it next time okay?"
Vriska nodded without saying anything as they continued walking
John "by the way what's inside the box?"
Vriska "it's your present dummy"
John "i know that, but what's inside?"
Vriska "you'll find at the party, and after the party I will give you my special present :::; )"
John's face became red, he looked at vriska and saw her sassy smirk. Though he dated her for a month he didn't get used to her teasing, but everytime she did she enjoyed his reaction.
John"w...well I'll be happy to open it" he tried to say seriously but stuttered, vriska chuckled at him, and they continued walking in silence.
after a few moments they arrived to jade's house
John knocks on the door a couple times, and after a few seconds jade opens a door, loud music coming out of the house
Jade "John! Finally, everyone is here, hi vriska"
Vriska "hey j8de"
John "yeah, sorry jade I had a little trouble with the clothes"
John scratches Jade's doggy year and she woofed like a dog.
Jade "no worries john, come in"
Dave "hey everybody, the birthday boy is here!"
Everyone greeted John and congratulated him , everyone was there, alphas , betas , and trolls
Dave "happy birthday bro" Dave gives john a brofist
John "thanks Dave"
Dave "can I talk to you in private?"
John "um yeah sure "
Dave dragged John to the kitchen and started whispering into john's ear
Dave "again with the spidergirl john?"
John "Dave she just lives close to my house so i got her and we went here together"
Dave "yeah right, i saw through the window how you all lovey dovey holding hands while walking here"
John "umm... i...I was just-"
Dave cuts john off and screams
Dave "BUSTED!"
John "Dave , shut up "
Jade heard someone shout and came in to kitchen and asked
Jade "hey john what's all the noise about"
Dave stepped closer to Jade and says
Dave" hey jade you have no idea what i just found out -"
John closed Dave's mouth with his hand trying to shut him up, Dave struggled but couldn't get out of John's grip (damn , john just overpowering dave like it's nothing, guess swinging that huge hammer paid off)
John "nothing jade , you can get back to everyone"
Jade "kay , but join us soon because THIS IS your birthday"
Dave "hmpphh"
John "alright"
and as soon Jade leaves the kitchen john lets go of dave , he looks at John a little angry and says
Dave "what gives john?!"
John "dave just because it's my birthday don't tell anyone about me and vriska, okay?"
Dave "john you know , you just totally gave yourself up, I was just teasing you " Dave snorts
Dave "and I didn't even see you out the window dude " Dave started laughing
John : facepalm combo x2
John "god damnit Dave "
Dave "but just because it's your birthday i won't tell anyone"
John "thanks"
John and dave left the kitchen and went to jade, rose , jane and jake who were talking to each other near a table with snacks
They talked for a few minutes , and then...
John" so yeah that's why I like nic..."
In midsentence his blue eyes widened i little and his cheeks became red
Jane "john are you okay?"
John turned around and saw vriska giving him a little smirk and waving at him
John " everything is okay nanna"
Vriska's Pov a few moments ago
Vriska was talking to terezi and karkat
Vriska "oh by the way, I discovered a new 8bility"
Terezi " oh gr34t , show it to us : )"
Vriska touched her temples and closed her eyes to concentrate
Vriska : mind message to terezi " karkat is short horned fackass who likes lame romcoms"
Vriska and terezi started laughing while karkat looked at them cofused
Terezi "wo4h , th4t's 4w3som3"
Karkat "HEY , WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED ? I DIDN'T SEE ANITHYNG "
Vriska "oh don't worry karkat it's nothing important"
Karkat "FINE, WHATEVER"
(i never understood why karkat behaved so... Tsundere like)
Karkat starts to talk about his romcoms vriska rolled her eyes and started looking for john, he was currently talking to other humans. Vriska just watched him until she got a cool idea
Vriska : mind message to john "heeeeeeeey joooooooohn, your ass looks great in those jeans you know that?"
Vriska smiled as she saw john looking at her with a blushed face, he always looks adorable when he's embarrassed.
After 10 minutes music stopped, jade stood on a couch and said loudly
"HEY , EVERYONE ITS TIME FOR CAKE "
Dave went inside with a cake with an air symbol on it and lighted candles on it into a living room where everyone was
John sat on a couch in front of a cake , dirk turned the lights off and everyone sang "Happy Birthday to you" john blew out the candles. Dirk turned lights back on and everyone clapped their hands and started congratulating the heir of breath once more.
John sat back on a couch and started opening everyone's gifts . Dave gave John a vinyl disc with a song "heir of grief" John thought to himself " I think I heard that somewhere", jade gave him a rifle though he didn't need it it still looked badass, rose gave John a knitted scarf in light blue and white colours. And a last gift was from Jane, John opened a box, there was a white hat, like one that his father wore (his dad became a part of SBURB so he couldn't return back to the "new" earth) tears could be seen on corners of John's eyes, but he didn't cry, Jane put her hand an his shoulder with a warm carrying look. John put a hat back in the box.
After he opened everyone's gifts except for vriska's he stood up and said
"thanks to everyone here for being with me all this time and been with me trough everything , and thanks for this wonderful party, I'm glad to be with all of you..."
Suddenly in a blink of an eye living room along with everyone else disappeared, john was standing in the middle of literally nowhere , everywhere was only endless white space, John was shocked , after looking everywhere and shouting for anyone, he saw something move far away john changed to his god tier and flew there. It was vriska, she was on her knees with a face of pure horror. When she noticed John standing next to her she started talking
Vriska "why... Why is it always us?"
John "vriska what are you talking abou-"
Vriska"WHY CAN'T THE UNIVERSE JUST LE8VE US ALONE!? "vriska shouted with anger and sadness
Vriska "HOW MUCH MORE WILL WE HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THIS BULLSHIT!?"
A tear ran down her cheek
vriska" it's been only a year... A year of our new lives on the new earth and now something is happening again"
John "vriska don't worry, it will be fine, we'll sort this out, like we did with SBURB"
Vriska "John how can you be so positive at the time like this? "
John "well, you know me he he "
Vriska"heh, you dork" she says wiping her tear. Vriska stood up and wrapped her hands around John
Vriska " do you really think it's gonna be fine? "
John "yes, it will be okay "
AUTHOR'S NOTE :
so yeah that's the first chapter, this is my first one but I have big plans for it. Interesting fact I wanted to make it a comic on .com but realized that if I tried to draw it nobody would take it seriously. So I was planning on having 7 or more chapters, with a shit tonn of plot twists cross overs with AU stuff like gravity falls characters and Rick and Morty and some fan made adventures on .com along with stuff in fandom and real world so there will be a real clusterfuck of events.