Disclaimer: I do not own The Marauders or Harry Potter. JKR does. I do, however, own the plotline.
A/N:
Bold type is Sirius.
Underlines is Peter.
Normal is James.
Italicized is Remus.
"Oi, Remy-kins!"
Remus groaned. "I told you to stop calling me that!"
"And I told you I don't care!"
"Fine, if you call me . . . that, then I get to call you Siri-kins."
"But . . . NOOOOOOOOO . . . !"
"Stop the dramatics, Siri. We all know that you're the resident drama queen."
"I AM NOT A DRAMA QUEEN!"
"Uh-huh, yeah."
"But anyway, wanna see what I got you, Remy-kins?"
"STOP IT and yes!"
Sirius pulls out his wand. "Accio Remus' present!"
A wagon floats into the room, covered by a tarp.
"You got me . . . a lump?"
"IT'S NOT A LUMP! Uncover it."
He pulls off the tarp to uncover . . . "CHOCOLATE!"
Remus sits down and proceeds to unwrap and stuff as many chocolate frogs as he can into his mouth.
"I knew you'd like it." smirked Sirius.
"No! Don't do that!" screamed James.
"SIRIUS! What did you do?" shrieked Peter.
"I gave him chocolate."
"Oh no. How much?"
"A pile of chocolate frogs and a hunk of Honeydukes chocolate."
"Why did you do that?"
"It's his birthday . . . "
"Wait, where'd he go?"
"HE'S BEHIND YOU! RUN!"
Sirius, James and Peter had colorful tie-dye robes for the rest of the week.
Ta-da! You like? Review, please!