Hello everyone! I'm taking a strawberry breakfast to write this! This lovely HidaKa fanfic!..I've fallen in love with this couple..sighs like the the patheic person I am I really have...and there are fanfics on here, but they're either in another languag or skip the juicy details. Don't get me wrong! Some of you lovely people who write about this couple do, i just haven't found you yet. D: But believe me, this one will contain awesome awesome lovely hot mansex! Yay mansex! And have some guest appearance by people! Yay? YOU BETCHA! now..uh..without further ado...here you go!

Oh..before I forget...I don't own these fuckers. I am not making money off this shit either. D:

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"IT'S FUCKING HOT!" screamed a loud crude voice through the forest. The voice belonged to a silvery haired young man, whose normally slicked back hair was falling out of its hold and revealing short wisps of bangs across his forehead. The purple eyes glared up at the sky as if the sun would extinguish itself if he stared long enough.

"And by yelling that are you hoping your god will make it cooler?" His dark eyed companion said mockingly from behind mask. His companion wasn't bothered by the heat at all, even though he was wearing more layers than the man in front of him.

"Oh of course! Blame Hidan! It's his fault nature chose the day we'd be making a long trip to be the hottest day ever! "He yelled again, a slight pout adorning his features as another layer of sweat decided to coat him. He swore loudly, wiping his forehead with the back of his hand, hoping to clear some of the bangs away.

Kakuzu sighed, "I'm just stating that complaining isn't going to get anything done Hidan." He added the last part with emphasis in an effort to gain the younger male's attention. Hidan merely waved the man off as if he were a pesky fly and kept walking ahead, cursing often as he wiped his forehead from the heat.

"If you didn't think about it as much...it wouldn't bother you." The stitched man replied matter-of-factly, continuing his slow pace a couple of feet behind Hidan.

"Pssh, if problems this obvious could be dismissed like that, then I wouldn't even be in this fucking organization with all these freak jobs." He said the last with emphasis as if to mock Kakuzu about earlier, throwing him a look that implied "freak jobs" included him.

"Comes from the man who worships a god no one's heard about." Kakuzu replied coolly, knowing full well this would most likely piss off Hidan even more. He didn't care though, because the face he made when angry was adorable-...Oh...maybe the heat was getting to him more than he thought...

Hidan threw Kakuzu a dirty look, "Oh so now you're making fun of Lord Jashin? That's it dude, it's personal." He narrowed his eyes, pulling out his scythe and glaring. Kakuzu sighed, knowing the fight would be a pointless waste of time had he cared.

"If I promise to find us somewhere to cool off, would you at least act civilized for more than five seconds?" He said, walking past the weapon wielding Hidan.

The immortal didn't hear the last part, too fascinated with the words 'cool' and 'off'. "Really?" Hidan said, putting his scythe away and jogging up to Kakuzu's side, "You'd actually do that? Even though you're like...a cheap bastard?"

Kakuzu's fought the urge to twitch and glanced at Hidan, before looking straight ahead again. "Sure. We're near a town anyway." He added with casualty as they walked through the last patch of trees, showing a large expanse of grass and in the far distance, a town inside of a valley.

Hidan's face brightened up and he fought the hard urge not to run across the grass and dance around like a certain nun singing about 'Music" and "Hills" and...who the hell cares he fell asleep during the movie anyway.

Kakuzu fought off the amused smile that wanted to reach the surface as he watched Hidan practically skip to the town.

When they finally reached the gates they headed into the village and stared at the different restaurants and such, eagerly searching for the words 'Inn'. Hidan was chatting excitedly, his happiness about finding an Inn with air conditioning shutting off his need to complain. Kakuzu preferred this over complaining, since he could ignore it, give simple answers such as 'hmm' or 'ah' and Hidan would be satisfied. Whereas if he were complaining he would demand answers, and expect them quickly.

They finally came to an Inn, it's inviting walkway leading up to even more inviting doors, which were held open for any new customers. Kakuzu glanced it over silently, hoping it wasn't too nice, and walked towards the entrance. When he heard his partner following him, he held up his hand, halting him in his tracks.

"I'll go in and check the price." He said quietly, turning slightly to glance at Hidan's reaction. Hidan frowned, his eyes narrowing as he stared at Kakuzu.

"Tch, fine," he said," but if it costs us no air conditioning, your hearing it for the next 10 miles." The white haired man turned around, leaning himself against the entrance and glaring at him silently.

Kakuzu nodded in silent agreement. He had to make this work. The heat he could handle just fine, but the constant nagging of his teammate was another story.

Hidan watched as Kakuzu walked up to the woman, who did an expectant double take as she took in Kakuzu's appearance. Kakuzu seemed to talk to her, at least Hidan thought he did, he obviously couldn't see his mouth moving with that damn mask of his.

He watched as the lady nodded and he assumed she was telling his partner the price if the widening of Kakuzu's eyes were any indication. Kakuzu stared at him for a second, and Hidan glared back. Daring him to even fucking think about walking ten miles to the next town with him. He would bitch and whine like it was his fucking job. Suddenly Kakuzu turned to the woman, telling her something.

Even more suddenly, the woman's eyes turned to look at Hidan and a huge look of happiness and excitement took over her face. Hidan swore he could hear squealing coming from her, and this made a slight nervous sensation course through his body. She was now looking at Hidan with a face that wanted to say, "Awww!" and then proceed to hug him.

Ok. Now he was really fucking worried. What the shit did Kakuzu say to her?

All his questions would soon be answered as the woman stood up, bowing to the stitched man and then running off excitedly. Kakuzu turned around and walked towards him, only stopping a couple inches away to whisper to him something he would never ever forget for the rest of his life.

"We're Married."

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Wow..this was fun...can't wait to write the next chapter..:D Though I would like 10 reviews to continue...for either of my stories, six will suffice for this one. Strawberry Breakfast already has 7...which I am happy with. 3

Right! So all will be explained in the next chapter!...when...i get around to it that is...