Chapter one Annoying Scott

"Hey Scott!" Kitty Pryde exclaimed, in her annoying yet cute Valley Girl voice. "So what are you, like, doing to your car?" She peered under the hood of Scott's car.

'Oh GOD! Please take me now! Please Lord if you love me take me now please I am BEGGING you.' thought Scott, as he changed the oil in his car.

"I'm changing the oil," Scott replied, "wanna help?" he shocked himself as he couldn't believe he just asked Kitty Pryde to help change the oil in his car.

"Sure!" Kitty exclaimed. "So what can I do to help?"

"All you need to do right now is get me a glass of nice cold Valley Dew Pitch Black(parody of Mountain Dew Pitch Black)," Scott told her.

"Okay!" Kitty exclaimed excitingly. She bounced off to the kitchen.

'Thank GOD she's gone' thought Scott.

About 2 minutes later Kitty came back.

"Here ya go! Logan handed it to me, he said he spiked it? I don't know what that means but he said it would take the pain away," Kitty replied.

'Thank you Logan' Scott thought. "Okay Kitty can you just pour this oil into that hole right there?" Scott asked, pointing to the hole.

"Okay, Scott do you like, love Jean as in like more than friends? Like, do you want to like marry her?" Kitty asked.

Scott had counted all the 'likes' in Kitty's sentence 4 was too many on his account. He took a sip of his spiked Valley Dew Pitch Black.

"Scott am I doing this right? Is it supposed to flow over like this? It does not like totally seem that way," Kitty told him,

"KITTY NO! YOUR GONNA MAKE IT BLOW UP!" Scott exclaimed, forgetting he turned on the motor to listen to the radio. "RUN!"

They ran for shelter. Scott's car exploded but then the explosion was stopped, by Jean.

"Scott I am like so sorry," Kitty said.

"Kitty," Scott said, holding back tears and trying to control his tempter at the same time.

"Yeah Scott?" Kitty asked.

Scott finally told Kitty what he'd been meaning to tell her for a VERY long time.

"YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE! YOU RUINED MY CAR, not just once but FIFTEEN DIFFERENT TIMES! KITTY I SWEAR IF LANCE EVER MARRIES YOU I HOPE HE FIGURES OUT A WAY TO MAKE YOUR MOUTH GO ON MUTE WHEN YOU START TALKING AND YOU NEVER STOP TALKING! YOU JUST TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND YOU NEVER SHUT UP! I CAN HEAR YOU TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP AND YOU NEVER SHUT UP! I DON'T KNOW HOW THE HECK ROGUE CAN STAND IT BUT THERE ARE DAYS THAT IVE BEEN TEMPTED TO GO INTO YOUR ROOM AND PUT DUCT TAPE ON YOUR MOUTH. KITTY PLEASE SHUT UP! Just SHUT UP FOR MORE THAN 2 MINUTES AND IT WILL FEEL LIKE AN ETERNITY!" Scott screamed at the top of his lungs he continued talking, in a quieter voice, "I'm so sorry if I hurt your feeling but someone had to say it. Please Kitty, you talk waaaaayyyy too much. I'm so sorry if I shouted but please, you made me madder and madder by the second and I finally blew a gasket."

"S-Scott, I-I'm like, so-soo sorry," Kitty said, scared.

"Oh and please stop saying like 400 times in every sentence you sound like a tv show girl when you say that," Scott said

"I'll like, try, to like, not like, say like, like in like every like sentence," Kitty teased.

"Kitty….," Scott told her, really wanting to hit her by then

"Yes Scott?" Kitty asked.

"SHUT UP!" Scott shouted.

"Like okay Scott, GAWD!" Kitty exclaimed. She kneed him hard then stalked into the mansion.

"Oh my gosh Scott, you are my hero!" Jean said. After she had stopped the explosion. "I've been wanting to say that to her for like forever."

"Join the club," Logan said in his gruff voice, joining them.

"WE LOVE YOU SCOTT!" the entire mansion minus Kitty shouted.

"Ah got it on video. Man ah cant wait to play it back for Kitty one day." Rogue said, 'I even got her sayin like a million times to show her how stupid she sounds."

"Guys guys, vhe can't keep doink zhis to her," Kurt said. Walking over.

"Kitty Pryde is the most annoying person on the planet mate," Pryo said, walking over.

"Oh my gosh I know right?" Sabretooth said, walking over.

"Creed, this is the only thing we agree on," Logan said.

"Oh yes," Sabretooth replied, "Logan you have no idea how much I hate her. I hate her more than I hate you and that's saiyan something."

Everybody even the X-Men's enemies came over.

"Xavier you need to control that girl she just wont stop talking," Magneto added.

"Erik I've tried," replied Charles Xavier.

"We love her and we hate her," Scott said. The rest of the X-Men agreed. So did Lance Alvers, Kitty's boyfriend.