Disclaimer: I don't own Winx Club. I also don't own anyone's stories but my own.
It was a Saturday at Alfea and Bloom was hard at work typing up and editing the story of the Winx's most recent exploits. A while back she'd run across a website where she liked to post these things. It was an Earth site called Fanfiction dot net, and the silly humans thought she and her friends were fictional! She'd taken to writing up their adventures and then posting them as stories to see how people would react. She'd gotten a lot of nice reviews remarking how close she was to the canon personalities, and how good she was at describing the events and places, almost like she'd been there to see them! Bloom chuckled a bit at the thought. She finished the most recent chapter and uploaded it, under her screen name of course. Someone else had taken her real name already.
Bored, now that she'd finished for the day, Bloom decided to see what other people had written about her and her friends. She opened up the archive and pulled up the Winx page.
Now to find something worth reading.
Bloom scanned the summaries.
"Nine months? Surprise? Let me guess, I'm pregnant and vanish to have the kid, then come back. And the author expects me to be surprised when the summary gives it away?" Bloom sighed. "Also, I'm pretty sure I've seen this before."
"New foe, new power, new member... kind of generic, but maybe worth a read. I just wish there was enough to get me interested. Oh well. Next!" She scrolled down some more.
"Gah! That's not a summary! That's an author's note, and a very bad one at that!"
Bloom's left eye gave a slight twitch as she read the next one. "What is this. This person cannot spell. This person cannot punctuate. All I've gotten out of this is that I somehow have a brother that no one knows about. What."
"'Don't miss this amazing story!'" She rolled her eyes. "With a summary like that, I'm not missing a thing!"
"Seriously people!" Bloom exclaimed, practically grabbing her laptop and shaking it. "Punctuation! Proper sentences! You can do it! I believe in you!"
"'I'm bad at summaries.'" Back to the eye rolling. "Then why should I expect your story to be any better?"
"Capitalization!" Bloom smacked her palm with the back of her other hand. "Learn it! Love it! Use it!"
"I suppose there's nothing wrong with that sentence, but there's certainly nothing right with it either!" Bloom pinched the bridge of her nose in exasperation. "That has got to be one of the most awkward sentences I have ever seen."
"Is that even a word?"
"Again, punctuation! Capitalization! Come on! I'm starting to lose faith here."
"Verb-subject agreement!" Bloom shouted, practically shaking with indignation. "Very important! Get it right!"
"That is the longest not technically a run-on sentence I've seen since I read Winnie the Pooh in third grade." She paused for a moment, then added: "Except I'm pretty sure that this one wasn't deliberate."
"What the- You do not capitalize letters in the middle of a word!"
"That's it! I'm done!" Bloom shouted, throwing her hands up in frustration. "Maybe Stella's doing something interesting because I need to get these summaries out of my head!" Bloom closed her laptop and stormed out of the room, slamming the door behind her.
Summaries are the most important part of your story! If the summary is bad then no one will read your story! It's less than four hundred characters! It's not that hard!