Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket.

Chapter 1:

Haru: thinking Hmmmm... wonder whats up with yuki now... where the fuck is he when I need some sex romp? Damn. You stupid stupid hormones. Rin just cant be found either. GREAT...

(AUTHORS POV)

Haru ran up and without knocking barged into Yuki's room. A very shocked Yuki stared at Haru wide eyed. Yuki fumbled, trying to hide whatever he was doing. In this case he was reading.

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Haru:YUKI!!!!!!!!! THERE YOU AR—WHAT ARE YOU READING???? OMG.

I see a porn magazine in your hands...

Yuki: NO IM NOTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (blushed BEETROOT RED)

Haru:YES U ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUKI MY DEAR IM SOOOO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!

Yuki:WTF IM SOOOO NOT YOUR DEAR GO FUCK RIN! (pushes Haru out and slams the door)

(a very shocked tohru was outside)

Haru: Yes tohru? (smiles sweetly)

Tohru: NOTHING BYEEEE!!! (dashes off)

Haru: (mutters) retarded Tohru...YESSS! Yuki is a horny freak!!!!!!! SENSEI!!!! SENSEI!!!!!! (runs to shigure to tell him everything)

In the end: Haru gets butt kicked while Shigure was smiling away like some idiot at Yuki congratulating him on his new found pervertedness . Kyo was amazed while Tohru just didn't get anything at all. (moron.)

This fanfic is my 2nd one. So yeahh. Those who read PLEASE REVIEW and give me comments abt my first chapter!!! THANK YOU (smiles)