Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN CARDCAPTOR SAKURA OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS

Summary:Okay, guys, this was a challange for my older sister. So don't think it too weird, now. Hope you enjoy!

Chicken Motives -
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Standing outside the elementry school, under teh cool shades of the trees from the protection of the bright sunlight that early morning of a regular school day - or as regualr as could be for our favourite cardcaptors.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Yamazaki asked the group of four.

"I don't know. Why?" Sakura asked.

"To get to the other side! Of courAaaagggghhhh!" Chichiru had effectively silenced any further comment from him, by yanking on his ear and pulling him to the side.

"Why the other side?"

Eriol, Sakura and Syaoran turned to Tomoyo with quizzical - or calm in Eriol's case - looks. "What?" Syaoran blinked.

"Well, why the other side? Why not a barn?" she asked, putting a delicate finger to her chin.

"Or a farmhouse of some sort. That would make more sense, I suppose," Sakura nodded, her aurban hair swaying around her head.

"Does it matter?" Syaoran sighed in exsperation.

"Well, looking at it from a logical point of view, the chicken should be crossing to rejoin others or just nipping down to the stores!" Eriol laughed.

"Logically speaking, a chicken wouldn't even be crossing a road, in the first place!" Syaoran waved his arms around to exaggerate his point.

"Well, yes. So really, it should be, 'Why did the chicken cross the farmyard?'" Tomoyo smiled, almost laughing.

"Or, 'Why did the chicken cross the barn?' " Sakura added, nodding to herself.

"Or the 'chicken' is just a secondary meaning for someone who is a coward," Eriol put in, smirking in Syaoran's direction, knowing the reaction about to come.

"Who're you calling a chicken, Eriol-teme?" Syaoran stormed, stamping his foot on the ground. (I know he doesn't call Eriol this, but when Naruto calls Sasuke it, it sounds kinda cute :P)

"Maa Maa, no one, Syaoran. Why? Do you have something to tell us?" Eriol threw back, his glassed glinting in the sunlight so that you couldn't see his eyes.

"No! I just think that this whole thing is really stupid!" Syaoran huffed, folding his arms over his chest and glaring at the evilly smirking boy next to him.

"Hoe! Syaoran-kun, why are you so angry?" Sakura asked, waving her arms around as if this could quell his frustration.

"Come on, Sakura-chan! Lets leave the two alone, so that Syaoran-san can calm down," Tomoyo said pulling at Sakura's sleeve and turning back towards Chichiru and Yamazaki - who was still being yelled at.

"Well, my cute decendant, do you want to tell me something?" He chuckled.

"Just that your the most infuriating person I've ever met! And what was the point in that discussion? If a chicken was going to cross a road, then it would quite obviously be to get to the other side! It's such nonsense!" Syaoran replied pouting slightly at the dark mage.

Eriol just laughed.

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