Crazy fun happens when the couch of the Akatsuki is replaced by a trans-dimensional rift! This is my first fan-fic ever, so be nice. I'm using some OC's from another story I am writing.
All references to Naruto and the characters from therein do not belong to me or any of my associates
Chapter 1: Akatsuki and trans-dimensional rifts
The sun rose on another new day. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining and the trans-dimensional rift was pulsating.
The Akatsuki stared at the rift.
"DEIDARA!" Itachi roared,
"What? It wasn't me this time!" the blond protested. They looked at the rift again. The rift didn't look back.
"Think I can eat it?" A certain plant asked.
"No. Bad Zetsu." Kisame started giving small children to Zetsu from a box he kept for this occasion.
"I think it's a portal sent by Jashin! Perhaps it leads to a whole new people to convert…"
"What do you think Leader?" Sasori asked.
"I think that I am very, very angry that there is a large purple wibbly thing, where my couch used to be!"
"Jashin works in mysterious ways Leader…"
"Shut up Hidan."
Affronted, Hidan went to go print more religious pamphlets in preparation for the new world. Abruptly, the portal started pulsating violently. A small object was ejected and rolled slowly towards the evil organization (minus one religious fanatic).
Deidara looked thoughtful. "Erm, hide?"