Disclaimer: Yeah, I don't own it.
Summary: A present which manages to change the dynamic of the whole school. Pretty much a crack!fic, except un-funny because that's how I roll.
AN: Just wanted everyone to know that I'm still alive! :D
Just a Small Gift
Harry decided that Snape deserved a present...For being such a git.
And so he went to Hogsmeade and picked up a little present for his favourite teacher which he promptly sent with a school owl for Monday breakfast.
The brown tawny owl swooped in and Harry smirked as he continued eating, the taste of victory was so close. He watched Snape from the corner of his eye.
Just a Small Gift
The potions professor had frozen in his seat at receiving not only mail, but a package. The only person who would send him anything would be Dumbledore and he wouldn't have any need to send it by owl when he was sitting only a few metres away.
He cast a number of curse-detection charms before cautiously starting to unwrap it.
Just a Small Gift
Harry wanted to bounce with joy when Snape finally began to open his little gift.
However, he was disappointed when the professor merely observed the object with an unreadable expression before abruptly standing and stalking from the room.
Just a Small Gift
He entered his quarters, throwing the item down on his bed before running a hand through his hair. He sighed before picking up the object and entering his bathroom.
He stripped off his robes. It... it wouldn't hurt to try it, would it?
Just a Small Gift
During Monday dinner, Harry's jaw dropped. The git had actually used it? He could tell! The bastard had actually used his gift! He stabbed at a potato angrily.
Just a Small Gift
Severus ignored the stares, how was it that could all seem to tell? Did he really look that different?
He sneered at a gaping first year Hufflepuff, the girl eeped before going back to eating hurriedly.
Honestly, he hasn't even used much!
Just a Small Gift
It was Tuesday potions during which Harry spent the majority of the lesson glaring at Snape. He wasn't supposed to have used it!
"Stupid git," he muttered angrily. He then inwardly cursed Snape's batlike hearing when 20 House Points was immediately taken from Griffindor.
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"Oh for god's sake!" he hissed angrily to himself as the whole of his second year Hufflepuff-Griffindor potions class just sat there and stared.
"It's just shampoo!" he yelled before storming out of the classroom to go and sulk.