Spotted: Sherlock Holmes walking through London's streets, but not towards Baker Street. Still trouble in paradise, Mr Holmes?
Spotted: A very shocked Chuck Bass running from Brooklyn, mommy troubles on his mind.
Gossip Girl here, you're one and only guide to Manhattans elite. Now my vacations over I thought I'd bring you up to speed on just what GG did in her time off. My break from the Upper East Side took me over to Old London Town where I was dishing to the Brits on the hottest new detective, Sherlock Holmes. He may seem like a far cry from the NYC social scene, but let me tell you, there is nothing juicier than a smart guy in a scarf and deer stalker.
Lately, Sherlock has been more scandalous than Serena Vanderwoodsen. Recently, one of my London sources has reported a very alive detective leaving the cemetery after visiting his own grave. Looks like that fall from grace didn't stick.
Spotted: Dr John Watson escorting yet another woman from 221B Baker Street. The good doctor seems more promiscuous than Chuck Bass when he's not pining for a certain ex-princess. Is John missing his flatmate or is he really earning that 'bachelor' label?
This just in: Sherlock Holmes spotted on Baker Street standing outside; you've guessed it, 221B. Is today the day we get the big reunion scene? Go to the poll now: Reunion- Will John hug or hit him?
XOXO.
I know you die hard UESers have been needing some more dirt on your favourite socialites, but I've also been getting lots of traffic that's both International and Domestic about Mr Holmes. Well, here's the perfect dish to satisfy you all, my loves.
My sources tell me that a Bass Industries jet just landed at a private London landing strip. And who was on it? Well it certainly wasn't Jack. We're still not sure if this trip is business or pleasure but a tip from a certain limousine driver has told us that Bass's destination is to none other than the prestigious and very elite Diogenes Club. To see whom exactly? We're not sure but be ready for an update!
You know you love me. XOXO.
Spotted: Diana Payne leaving 221B Baker Street, heading to the limousine she didn't arrive in. There's you're proof gossips: you can get the best of both worlds.
Still no news on the illustrious duo, but we do know that a man who looks a lot like Sherlock homes just booked two rooms at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Hyde Park. We know that the Sherlock did well for himself in the months before his 'suicide' but at around £5,000 ($10,000) we can only guess these rooms came from the deep pockets of a certain American Billionaire.
We know you're getting anxious to find out what these three are up to and know why (oh, why) is Chucks mother visiting John Watson but don't worry, I've got eyes and ears, and more importantly smart phones all over this city and if the answers out there, I'm going to find it!
XOXO Gossip Girl.
Spotted: Sherlock Holmes leaving the Mandarin Oriental hotel with short hair and a very expensive looking suit, accompanied by a very broody looking Chuck Bass. Looks like he's heard his mothers in town and we are sure to see a showdown soon.
My American sources are telling me that the Upper East Side is buzzing with the news that both Chuck Bass and Diana Payne have been out of the country for almost a week now. Of course, any devoted UESer knows that it's hardly news when the younger Bass abruptly leaves the country but how much of a coincidence is it that these two power-players left the country leaving behind a very un-concerned looking Nate Archibald. Does he know what they're up to or does he assume a little mother-son bonding is in progress?
XOXO. Gossip Girl.