A/N: *insert 'surprise bitch' gif here*
So I am going to start this off by saying I am the worst. Now that's out the way, I welcome you to a new story. What happened to my other stories you say? They stopped being fun to write and are thus DEAD TO ME. Anyway, I hope whoever reads this enjoys it and also listens to the SZA song of the same name. Also shout out to the homie Alexa who drew the cover art. You can check out more of her art at _slaughtermelon on Instagram. Okay, enough talk. Let's go!
Sesshomaru imagined a lot of things for his future. Power, world domination, notoriety, world domination, riches, did he mention world domination? Fatherhood however was not one of those things. Sure, he had cared for Rin for a full year and he was admittedly attached to the chipper child but it wasn't something he was willing to do again.
So imagine his surprise when he found a basket containing three, yes three, inuyokai puppies in front of his bedroom door.
At first he thought it was a prank. It had to be a prank. A terrible prank staged by his terrible mother because she can't just let him stay with her for a week unharassed. However, upon closer inspection, some damning evidence began to surface.
First off, they looked him. A lot like him. One of the pups, a female, was a carbon copy. Down to his signature "I-cannot-be-bothered-with-life" look.
Second, there was a note attached to the basket. A note in a familiar scrawl that only read "surprise!". There was only one other person aside from his mother who was so ridiculously petty in his life. And he had coincidentally laid with her almost a year ago and a half ago. Unfortunately.
Third… well there was no third. These were his children. His small, defenseless, children that he had no idea how to take care of holy shit what was she thinking.
It was then Sesshomaru realized with the utmost certainty that he was fucked.