A/N: Hi everyone! ^^ Just a one-shot that was swimming around in my head. I hope you guys like it! I had WAAAAAAY too much fun writing this down. ;)
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Echo!
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Leo: So….
Echo:…
Leo: …How have you been?
Echo: *shrugs*…you?
Leo: Oh! Yea, I'm good, I'm good…
Echo: Good…
Leo: Are you over Mr. Arrogant now?
Echo: …*scowls and glares at Leo*
Leo: (0.0) sorry! Still not over him, huh….
Echo: ….
Leo: ….
Echo: …
Leo: You could do SO much better than him!
Echo: ….*looks up curiously*
Leo: …Oh! I bet you're wondering who. Err, there're plenty of guys around!
Echo: Who?
Leo: Umm…..let's see…for the single guys…. There's…Connor…
Echo: *frowns*
Leo: …Will…
Echo: *scrunches up nose*
Leo: OoooooOOoo! There's Clovis!
Echo: *turns a faint shade of green*
Leo: Oh, you don't like Clovis? Well, I guess he's not really a looker…
Echo: *nods in agreement*
Leo: S'pecially compared to that Narcissus dude…
Echo: …
Leo: …
Echo: …
Leo:…OOOOO! WHATTABOUT Butch!?
Echo: ….*THUMP*
Leo: Sure he's always got that ugly scowl on his face, there's lots of questions concerning his masculinity, considering that his mom is the goddess of rainbows and…? Echo! O-M-G YOU FAINTED! WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO?! *runs around flapping his arms*
Echo: …
Leo: *kneels down and lightly pokes Echo's cheek* Echo? Echo? ECHO! Wake up, sista! Aw man, Hazel's gonna kill me if she finds out! ECHO WAKE UP!
Echo: ….
Leo: Echoooooooooo! NOOOOOOO! WAKE UP! IT'S NOT YOUR TIME YET! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Echo: ….*twitches*….
Leo: *GASPS* LE GASP! ECHO THERE'S STILL HOPE FOR YOU! SQUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Echo: …*slowly sits up and blinks*
Leo: *glomps Echo* OH ECHO! WELCOME BACK TO THE LAND OF THE LIVING! I WAS SO WORRIED THAT YOU HAD GONE TO SEE OL' MAN HADES SO QUICKLY! And now that you've woken up, you've also saved me from a world of pain! *hugs tighter*
Echo: …P-p-PaaAAaaaain….
Leo: Pain? Oh, oh! *retracts hands*
Echo: *wheezes*
Leo: Ok, let's stay off topic of switching your love interest.
Echo: *nods*
Leo: …
Echo: …
Leo: …OOOOOOOooooo! Do know Taco Bell?
Echo: Taco Bell?
Leo: Holy Heppy, are you tellin me that you don't know TACO BELL?
Echo: …Taco?
Leo: (O.O) Y-you don't even know what a TACO is?!
Echo: …*blinks innocently*
Leo: Echo, let your education of the junk food world BEGIN!
Echo: *whimpers*
-At CHB food court-
Leo: Okay, Echo, THIS *holds up taco* is a TACO. TA-CO.
Echo: Taco.
Leo: Good! You catch up fast!
Echo: *smiles*
Leo: But these aren't authentic good-to-honest tacos coz CHB's food sucks like that. That's why I am going to honor you with a once-in-a-lifetime ride on my super awesome kick-butt mechanical horses that we're gonna ride to the real world. Waddaya say? *looks at Echo with stars sparkling around his body*
Echo: ….*glares*
Leo: What, you don't want to go to the real world?
Echo: …want to go to real world…
Leo: YAYZ! Now just wait here while I go get my buddies-!
Echo: *yanks Leo back by his shirt collar* …wait.
Leo: WAIT!? Who the Hades waits to go buy TACOS!?
Echo: *pinches Leo's ear and drags him across CHB, walking toward somewhere*
14 minutes later…
Leo: OWWWWWWWWWWWW! OW OW OW OOOOOW! Hades, woman! Will you LET GO!
Echo: *lets go* *smiles and points into the distance*
Leo: What are you pointing at?
Echo: ( D: ) *jabs the air*
Leo: I don't know what you're pointing at-OOF!
Echo: *grabs Leo's head and shoves it into the direction she was pointing at*
Leo: All I see is Nico acting all emo…
Echo: *grins triumphantly and lets go*
Leo: But I don't see your point in coming here!
Echo: *crosses arm, raises eyebrow, cocks out hip and starts tapping her foot*
Leo: ….
Echo: *eyebrow twitch*
Leo: ….wait a minute! Wait a friggin MINUTE! You want that shadow dude to shadow-travel us to a Taco Bell, don't you!? DON'T you!?
Echo: *beams and nods* Want! Want!
Leo: But why can't we just take my horses...
Echo: *scowls and cracks knuckles*
Leo: ….FINE! Fine fine FINE! Just so you know, you're asking him!
Echo: *face palms* *points at her mouth*
Leo: …ooh yea….
Echo: *eyes shine*
Leo: That doesn't mean I'm going. Hey! Now we can just take my boys and go!
Echo: *dangerous aura appears around her*
Leo: *squeaks* I'LL GO ASK!
Echo: *smile*
Leo: *speed-walks to where Nico is*
Nico: …What do you want?
Leo: Errmmm…well you see, Echo wants to go to the real world because I told what tacos were and so I suggested we should go to Taco Bell coz you know, it's like CRAZY good! So I was gonna take out my super-awesome-kick-butt horses out, but noooooooooo! She put her hand on her hip like this *puts hand on hip* and says, well not says, but you get what I mean and she's all like 'uh uh!' And then she dragged me over here and she's all like 'go ask that emo dude to shadow travel us there!' but I didn't want to but then she goes into this creepy mode where she's like Hades! So me being the awesome compassionate guy I am came here to ask you to this and BREATHE LEO BREATHE! *takes deeeeeeep breath*
Nico: ….Is that all?
Leo: Huh? Oh, yea. That pretty much sums it up.
Nico: *snaps his fingers*
*Leo and Echo disappear, Leo's screams heard from miles away*
Nico: …..*smirks*….
-At TACO BELL-
Leo: HERE WE ARE!
Echo: *looks around curiously*
Leo: YES! LET'S GO GET TACOOOOOOOSSSS!
Echo: …*looks at Leo*…
Leo: *glances at Echo* Wait, you don't want tacos?
Echo: Don't want tacos…
Leo: LE GASP! WHHHHYY?!
Echo: *peeks up at menu* *eyes widen* *frantically points at the menu*
Leo: What…? *looks at the direction Echo is pointing at* Oh….you want a bell grande?
Echo: Bell grande! Bell grande! *beams*
Leo: *sigh* alright.
-15 minutes later-
Echo: ….*raises eyebrow*…
Leo: What? *looks down at the table* So what if I got 5?! 1 for you, 4 for me.
Echo: *rolls eyes* *snatches one chip off and stuffs it in mouth*
Leo: …
Echo: …*munch munch*…
Leo: *stuffing his mouth and staring at Echo*….*MUCNH MUNCH* *CRUNCH CRUNCH*
Echo: *swallow* *eyes light up evilly*…
Leo: Delicious, huh? I can see it in your eyes-! HEY!
Echo: *stuffing the leftover 4 bell grandes into her mouth* *MUNCH CRUNCH MUNCH CRUNCH*
Leo: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY!
Echo: *licks lips and giggles*
Leo: I can't believe you, eating all my food, not to mention faster than I ever did….not even a 'thank you'! *grumbles as they walk out*
Echo: Thank you!
Leo: Last time I'm ever taking you out to eat. Tch.
Echo: *waves and disappears into the shadows*
Leo: Echo? Echo? ECHO?! Did she just leave me?!
Leo: …
Leo: OH MY GOSH SHE DID! ECHOOOOOOO! HOW THE HADES AM I SUPPOSED TO GET BACK TO CHB!? ECHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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A/N: Anybody else hungry for Taco Bell? X) Leave me a review please! 3