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Prologue
Judge Judy is in the asylum after people suspected her to be crazy since she kept saying
what people say is BALONEY! Since the judge is no longer with the show, the producers of the
show went to the public for their help, what a coincidence, a couple of the g-wing characters
decided to audition for the part of the judge.
Director - Please Judge Judy, please quit. The fans think you're a old bag of bad fart. You
think everything is baloney! Goddamn it, we'll pay you one million dollars.
Judge J - you know what, you can shut up! I'm the judge and this is my court room, so you
RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!! you got that BUSTA!!!!
Director - You leave me no choice, security and asylum workers, escort the judge to the van.
(Man with needle comes and injects sedative to knockout the judge and they stuff her into
a van and the men drive her to the local asylum)
Director - Say Lizzy, let's start our search for the next Judge Judy!
Lizzy - the first stop is in the Sank Kingdom. Should I pack your bags sir?
Director - Not yet, do me a favour will ya. (closes door and leaves impression of nasty things
going on in that room)
Sank Kingdom:
Pargan - your paper, miss.
Relena - (reading for REAL news stops on the entertainment page) Well you take a look at this
they're holding auditions for the next Judge Judy! I'm there. \maybe being on tv is the only
way Heero will pay attention to me. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA\
Pargan - I'm driving right? \I never knew being Queen of the World left her with so much
spare time. Oh, wait, she used her spare time to stalk that Heero\
Heero's Apartment
Heero - (Watching the tv)
tv - Today, a Vince Mcmahon (he is the owner of the World Wrestling Federation) look-alike
will be holding auditions for the once-popular tv court room, Judge Judy and he is
searching for a new judge.
Heero - Hn
Trowa's Circus Trailer
Trowa - (reading the paper while in the process of eating Catherine's "soup") An audition?
\finally no more circus for me!\ (eats soup, horrible taste, Trowa resisting urge to swallow)
Catherine - Trowa! What'cha reading?
Trowa - ... (leaves trailer)
Catherine - I thought he stopped doing that.
Quatre's Estate
Rashid - Master Quatre, you need something to do. Well I was looking in the paper and I
thought that you could be a tv judge. \no more master quatre tea parties\
Quatre - you really think I can be famous! WOW!!!!
Rashid - (sarcastically) Yes! \I really have to tell him how he should see someone about his
addiction to tea, makes him TOO happy)
Duo's Flea pit (room)
Hilde - Duo, I really think you need to do something constructive with your life. You can't
blow stuff up anymore and no church will have a murderer as a reverend.
Duo - I think you're right. I was reading through the paper and I think I'll go try out for
this Judge show, I'll be famous and bigger than GOD!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hilde - I was thinking you could go to the store to REPLACE the food that mysteriously
vanished overnight!!! You wouldn't to know anything about that, do you Duo?
Duo - uh.... no, gotta go! (runs out of the house before all hell broke loose)
Wu fei's chinese style temple
(Wu fei meditating / talking to self)
Sally - Wu fei, I think you need to get out of the house more, the neighbors, primarily Noin
and Zechs think you're going insane. You've been acting this way since you accidentally
pushed the timer for the self-destruct device as you were exiting Nataku.
Wu fei - WHAT DID YOU SAY ONNA!!!! I AM NOT INSANE!!! THEY ARE WEAK SO THEY THINK THE STRONG
ARE INSANE!!!!
Sally - I was thinking you could get a job to vent your anger/insanity, how about this tv
judge part, they're holding auditions today in the Sank Kingdom.
Wu fei - that's it! JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!!! I can take out my anger on fools who go on my
show to bitch about how their water is brown! ONNA!!! You proved useful for once!
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\ \ = Character thoughts
Prologue
Judge Judy is in the asylum after people suspected her to be crazy since she kept saying
what people say is BALONEY! Since the judge is no longer with the show, the producers of the
show went to the public for their help, what a coincidence, a couple of the g-wing characters
decided to audition for the part of the judge.
Director - Please Judge Judy, please quit. The fans think you're a old bag of bad fart. You
think everything is baloney! Goddamn it, we'll pay you one million dollars.
Judge J - you know what, you can shut up! I'm the judge and this is my court room, so you
RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!! you got that BUSTA!!!!
Director - You leave me no choice, security and asylum workers, escort the judge to the van.
(Man with needle comes and injects sedative to knockout the judge and they stuff her into
a van and the men drive her to the local asylum)
Director - Say Lizzy, let's start our search for the next Judge Judy!
Lizzy - the first stop is in the Sank Kingdom. Should I pack your bags sir?
Director - Not yet, do me a favour will ya. (closes door and leaves impression of nasty things
going on in that room)
Sank Kingdom:
Pargan - your paper, miss.
Relena - (reading for REAL news stops on the entertainment page) Well you take a look at this
they're holding auditions for the next Judge Judy! I'm there. \maybe being on tv is the only
way Heero will pay attention to me. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA\
Pargan - I'm driving right? \I never knew being Queen of the World left her with so much
spare time. Oh, wait, she used her spare time to stalk that Heero\
Heero's Apartment
Heero - (Watching the tv)
tv - Today, a Vince Mcmahon (he is the owner of the World Wrestling Federation) look-alike
will be holding auditions for the once-popular tv court room, Judge Judy and he is
searching for a new judge.
Heero - Hn
Trowa's Circus Trailer
Trowa - (reading the paper while in the process of eating Catherine's "soup") An audition?
\finally no more circus for me!\ (eats soup, horrible taste, Trowa resisting urge to swallow)
Catherine - Trowa! What'cha reading?
Trowa - ... (leaves trailer)
Catherine - I thought he stopped doing that.
Quatre's Estate
Rashid - Master Quatre, you need something to do. Well I was looking in the paper and I
thought that you could be a tv judge. \no more master quatre tea parties\
Quatre - you really think I can be famous! WOW!!!!
Rashid - (sarcastically) Yes! \I really have to tell him how he should see someone about his
addiction to tea, makes him TOO happy)
Duo's Flea pit (room)
Hilde - Duo, I really think you need to do something constructive with your life. You can't
blow stuff up anymore and no church will have a murderer as a reverend.
Duo - I think you're right. I was reading through the paper and I think I'll go try out for
this Judge show, I'll be famous and bigger than GOD!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hilde - I was thinking you could go to the store to REPLACE the food that mysteriously
vanished overnight!!! You wouldn't to know anything about that, do you Duo?
Duo - uh.... no, gotta go! (runs out of the house before all hell broke loose)
Wu fei's chinese style temple
(Wu fei meditating / talking to self)
Sally - Wu fei, I think you need to get out of the house more, the neighbors, primarily Noin
and Zechs think you're going insane. You've been acting this way since you accidentally
pushed the timer for the self-destruct device as you were exiting Nataku.
Wu fei - WHAT DID YOU SAY ONNA!!!! I AM NOT INSANE!!! THEY ARE WEAK SO THEY THINK THE STRONG
ARE INSANE!!!!
Sally - I was thinking you could get a job to vent your anger/insanity, how about this tv
judge part, they're holding auditions today in the Sank Kingdom.
Wu fei - that's it! JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!!! I can take out my anger on fools who go on my
show to bitch about how their water is brown! ONNA!!! You proved useful for once!
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