This is a story about Ed getting his revenge on all the people who say he's short, a midget, a runt, a pipsqueak, a tiny person, and all those kind of things.
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or the Sims
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Ed sat at a desk playing on the computer.
"Brother what are you doing?" Al questioned
"Creating Sims"
"Who"
"Roy"
"Anyone else?"
"Nope"
"Just one?"
"Just one"
"Why?"
"He must be perfect"
"Oh"
----Two hours later----
Ed still sat at the same desk playing the Sims on the same computer.
"Brother have you built Roy's house yet?"
"No"
"What have you been doing?"
"Killing Sims" Ed points at tons of gravestones. "These are all the people who've called me short or anything like that."
"Brother why"
"They deserve it that's why! I AM NOT SHORT! I AM NOT A PIPSQUEAK! I AM NOT TINY! I AM NOT A MIDGET! I AM NOT A RUNT! Anybody who's says I'm short shall suffer!"
"Well brother killing them on the Sims doesn't make them suffer."
"You're right! I must come up with a different way. I know I'll… um… uh… I'll… uh… Al help me please."
" You could make them not suffer"
"THEY MUST SUFFER!"
"Even your friends who said you're short?"
"I'M NOT SHORT AND YES THEY MUST!"
"But brother..."
"NO THEY MUST SUFFER!"
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Find out what Ed does next chapter. It's short like Ed, but this is just the introduction that's why it's so short. Please review because it will make Ed happy.
Ed: How would you know and I'M NOT SHORT.
Thank you for reading my story.
Ed: YOU'RE IGNORING ME!
Bye
Ed: HEY!