New series I'm doing! There is no real point behind them, just a pointless bunch of Nursery Rhymes turned evil. If you want to call it that. They're all drabbles but not really drabbles, so don't go complaining about how short they are.

I'm going to toss romance into all of them. Right now, there's only TATE (duh!). I plan on doing some GAbby and McAbby too. And of course I'll do neutrals.

Okie dokey. That's all for now. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own the nursery rhyme (who does BTW?) or NCIS.

TATE

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Tony was seated on a brick wall. A Navy Officer had been found dead at a local construction site, and Gibbs's team had been sent to investigate. The sun was high in the sky. There was no shade to be found, and it must have been at least 90 degrees. Tony glared evilly at Kate, in her nice free skirt and tank top. And here he was stuck in this stupid suit.

They were waiting for Ducky to arrive, but the van was caught in traffic. No surprise there. It was lunchtime, and everyone was eager to eat. Glancing around, Tony noticed that several construction workers were pulling out sandwiches and such. His stomach rumbled.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

A heavy hand landed on his shoulder.

"Hey pretty boy," growled a rough voice, "Move. You're in our lunch spot."

Tony turned around to see some unruly men glaring at him. He gave a nervous smile and was about to give a cocky comeback, when the one of them repeated, "Move."

The next thing Tony knew, he was lying on the ground, he cheek pressed against hot cement.

All the King's horses and all the King's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

There was a fury of footsteps rushing toward him. Tony heard Gibbs yell at the men in a rather colorful language. Kate was the first one to reach him. She knelt down next to him and asked him if he was okay, passing her smooth, cold hands over his forehead for comfort. Tony felt his heart flutter and accelerate. The way she squatted gave him a nice view of her underpants. He didn't respond to her question.

It didn't take long for Kate to notice what Tony was looking at. She kicked him and stalked away, muttering about ungrateful men.

Tony was fixed up all right with nothing but bruises, but for some reason, his heart never healed properly. Every time he saw Kate, it started acting up again, even when he couldn't see her underwear. And then, he recognized his ailment.

He was in love with Kate Todd.

Ok so it wasn't as funny as I planned it to be. Heck, it wasn't funny at all. BUT! I promise that the next chapter will be funny. Promise.

Again: It's short. So what? The nursery rhyme was only four lines long. Complain and I shall hunt you down.

Which rhyme should I do next? Little Miss Muffet? Jack and Jill? Tell me your personal favorite and I'll write about it.

Review!