Disclaimer: If it ain't mine, I don't own it.

Author's note: This is a precursor to my upcoming Egyptian Dreams story, which I have started and then realized I needed to set up the Kim/Shego relationship. Kim and Ron are Freshmen in College, alas they did date, but it was too weird so they have reverted to best friends.

Chapter 1: Setting the Stage : A nerdlinger MIA

"You know Ron, Wade hasn't called in quite awhile." Kim said as they walked to their

English class at Upperton University. "Yeah, I doubt any of the villains are taking a break, I'm getting worried over here KP. Maybe you should call him." "Good idea Ron." Kim said as she got out her trusty Kimmunicator. "Wade, are you there? Ron the screen is blank." "I can see that Kim, I think we need to check in on him after class."

As soon as they were done for the day, Kim and Ron got into Ron's new car that he dubbed the "Ronmobile". Soon they were back in Middleton standing in front of the Lode home. Kim knocked on the door three times. Soon she heard the sound of a person walking in the house.

"Hello Mrs. Lode." Kim said as Wades' mother opened the door. "Oh, Kim I'm so glad you're here, some people from Global Justice came about two weeks ago. They took Wade; they said it would be for a couple days while he helped them with something. But he hasn't called or written or anything!" The distressed woman practically cried. "It'll be o.k. I'll find out what happened and bring Wade home soon." The teen hero promised.

As they walked back to the car Ron began thinking out loud "KP if GJ took Wade, and aren't allowing him to contact his mother or us, they're probably going to deny having him. Which means we are going to have to sneak in somehow." "But odds are we won't be able to get in without Wade's help, and he shouldn't know we're coming."

"Exactly, KP we need help."

"Who do we know that's good at sneaking into high security places?"

"…"

As they got back into the car they looked at each other and said in unison "SHEGO!" "Jynx, you owe me a soda." Kim joked as a tribute to their high school days.

"One problem KP, how are we going to find Shego?"

"Internet." She said simply.

"Of course, all hail the mighty Google." Ron said bowing with his arms outstretched.

Upon reaching the dorms Kim and Ron quickly went to Kim's room, knowing her roommate wouldn't be in. Kim swiftly booted up her laptop and logged on. Before Ron was completely settled Kim had up and typed in Shego and hit enter "kpslashhaven? What is that and what does it have to do with Shego?" Kim questioned as she positioned the arrow over the link, but before she could click Ron interrupted "Don't do it Kim! That site has some major wrongsick on it! Besides I think what you're looking for is here." He continued pointing at a link that said "Alright" Kim said doubtfully as she clicked the link.

"Boo-yah! Shego's profile is right there, now let's see if she has a location."

"Ron do you really believe Shego would put a real address on a site that caters to villains?" Kim questioned

"It's possible, if not we can always check yourarea." Ron joked

"Actually visagenovel is the big thing right now." Kim deadpanned then shaking her head to clear it "Here's the address."

"123 Qwerty Drive, Go City?"

Kim began to snicker "That was so made up by hitting random letters on a keyboard."

Author's rant: EEEEP!! The plot bunnies have taken over everything! They're worse than Gremlins about being fed after midnight. I'm alright, it's just this was only supposed to be a brief fic to set up a Kim/Shego relationship of some sort for the Egyptian Dreams fic I was planning, but then the plot bunnies threatened me until this turned into a fic all it's own. (The plot bunnies are like the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: they have teeth and can jump and have teeth)