A.N. Hello readers! This story is just as the title says, this is my first fanfic so please no flames. This will be really short ...:snigger...like ed..snigger..: ...but the next one will be longer.
Disclaimer: According to the lawyers I don't own FMA or any direct quotes from t.v. shows in here...
"Please welcome Edward Elric!" yelled the announcer into a microphone.
:Ed walks on stage:
"Do I have to do this?" Ed asked with a glare.
"If you want the philosophers stone you'd better," the author bribed holding the stone just out of reach, and unbeknownst to Ed, he had his fingers crossed.
"Oh fine," Ed grumbled.
"I'm short."
"Mustang is the coolest person I ever met."
"Here's the philosophers stone, Envy."
"You can take apart my watch Winry."
"To the mall!"
"Lust is hot."
"Libraries are useless."
"I will trade you my left arm for two dollars and a shot of whiskey."
"For Halloween I'll be a pixie."
:Ed interrupts:
"I WILL NOT! PIXIES ARE SHORT!" Ed was now fuming.
"You already said you were short, first one remember?" the author countered before continuing the fic.
:Fic:
"Tulips are pretty."
"I feel like wearing pig tails today."
"I like eggs."
"Buttered toast."
"Gravy."
"Giant chickens are taking over the world."
"Getting hit in the head with Winry's wrench is a lot of fun!"
"I love my metal arm."
"Yo Danny Phantom he was just fourteen..etc.."
"Dragon, dragon, rock the dragon, dragon ball z..."
"Bite my new shiny metal ass."
:Ed gets freaking frustrated:
"That's it...I can't take this anymore, I'm going to get the stone from Hogwarts," then Ed stormed off in the general direction of Hogwarts.
"Well...that's it...," a scream comes from the direction Ed has headed in, "Ouch...looks like he met Fluffy. Anyway...bye...and please review."