There's Sasuke, and then there's Naruto.
And then there's today: Valentine's Day. February 14th.
Sasuke's a boy and Naruto's a boy… okay well they're more like men, though Sasuke would beg to differ when it came to the blonde Kyuubi vessel. He acts more like a child.
And well anyway, the point is, they're alone.
And you know what happens when two boys (one man and one 'boy') are alone together? On Valentine's Day no less?
They…
"Aha! Die Sasuke-teme!"
"Urusai, usuratonkachi!"
"…Take that! And that! And – Gaaaah!"
Smirk.
"You cheated! Bastard!"
Thunk.
"…"
"…"
"…You threw your controller…at my head."
Snort.
"Well no shit, Sherlock."
They play video games.
"…"
Naruto sticks his tongue out tauntingly at the twitching Sasuke. "Nyaaha!"
Twitch. Twitch. Twitchtwitchtwitch. Growl.
The silly grin on Naruto's face is instantly wiped off when Sasuke pounces and attacks.
They play video games and then they fight.
"Gaah! Sasukeee! What the hell?!"
Punch.
Kick.
Bite.
"…You bit me." It's a feat for Sasuke to sound both deadpanning and surprised.
"So?!"
"…"
"…hey. Hey, Sasuke-teme. Oi. Oi! Why are you looking at me like that?! Sasu--!! Nngh!"
They play video games, fight, and then proceed to have sex.
Sasuke smirks in triumph at the all too obvious moan from the blonde beneath him.
And from there clothes are discarded, touches are exchanged, there's some hot, wild, steamy sex that goes from the living room floor, to the wall, to the kitchen table, to the bedroom, to the bedroom dresser, to the bedroom bed, to the shower…
And they're just boys. The fact that it's Valentine's Day escapes them both. It's a day like any other day.
Sasuke likes it that way.
Naruto… well, the next day he doesn't like it so much due to his limping and his aching ass.
"Freakin' bastard…"