Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Only the OCs belong to yours truly. If did own this, Sakura would not be a bitch, Sasuke would be dead, Naruto would be a tad bit quieter, Kakashi would show his real face every now and then, Haku would be a girl, Deidara would be a girl, and I would somehow write these characters in here to bring a little romance. But hey, that's what fanfiction is for, right?
Sorry for being lazy. I had to write this, I will try get to the other stories over the next few weeks, but no promises. I LOVE YOU GUYS! And please review, I love any kind, even flames and mushy stuff and that crap. But I haven't been getting reviews, which makes me write slower. SO NO REVIEW, NO STORIES. Deal? Deal.
I sat on my bed, looking over one of my many Naruto mangas. I yawned and looked at the time. It was well past midnight.
Suddenly, my phone starts buzzing on my full-set bed, Ren had just called. I sighed and picked up my phone, knowing she was probably screaming over that new Seether album (AN: you did) that just came out to stores. "Suicide hotline, please hold." I answered, making Ren laugh.
"Hey Kimiko, guess what? I got that new Seether album!" She screamed in my ear.
"Hooray… I don't really care." I reply, too tired to care what I was saying. "Well I don't care if you don't care, because I'm at the door."
As soon as she said this, I heard the front door open to the apartment I shared with her and our other friend, Mari, who was being reason able, and was asleep on the bed next to me. "Get in bed and go to sleep!" I screamed- whispered at the entering Ren, before turning the lamp next to me off. "Why is the light off?" Ren asked, after a loud thump, which was most likely her.
"Because the magical unicorn just stole our light bulb, what do you think?" I said sarcastically.
"You don't have to be mean about it." I heard her grumble about it. She quickly found her pajamas, and slipped into the bathroom. I heard thunder rolling outside suddenly. "A storm's coming. Don't take a quick shower unless you want to die." I said sweetly. (Sarcasm) "Way to be a downer, Kimi." Ren said through the door before I heard her turn on the water. I turned the lamp back on, searching for my retainer case, which is probably in the bathroom. Damn. I need my retainer. I walk out to the kitchen, mumbling on about my retainer, and get a glass cup and fill it with it with water.
The truth is I don't need my retainer, I just got used to sleeping with it for two years, so I kept it. I walked back to the small room I shared with my best friends. After gulping half of my water down I sat back on my bed, which was placed between two other twins sized beds.
The water turned off and I got back up, knowing Ren would be out in ten seconds flat. As soon as I thought that, she was opening the door, letting out the steam. I ran into the bathroom and retrieved my retainer case, and slipped out of the bathroom. Yes, that's right. I slipped out. "Waaah!" I screamed, falling on my butt, right by the door. "Ren! I'm gonna kill you!" I screeched, not caring if I woke anyone up. I picked myself up and threw the towel she left on the floor at her. I slid my retainer in, jumped in bed, and turned out the lamp, only to see lightning slash through the usually calm night sky.
I had an odd feeling about what was going to happen tonight. The thunder boomed, and I fell to blackness.
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I woke to someone shaking me. "Hey wake up." A familiar, but unrecognizable said to me. "Go 'way… I'm sleeping…" I mumble, sleep laced into my words. "Kakashi-sensei, she's responded," The male voice said. Wait, What? Kakashi- sensei is from-
"Well get her up," said "Kakashi-sensei" to the guy helping me. "Sai, help her other friend, I got this one, Naruto, if she won't respond again, just pick her up." Whoa, no is touching me, I thought.
I quickly opened my eyes, and jumped to my feet. "No one is touching me, you understand?" I asked authority evident in my tone. The guy helping me put his hands up, like he was surrendering. He was wearing a black and orange jumpsuit, a black headband with the Leaf symbol on it was holding his blonde spikes out of his eyes.
My eyes grew as big as plates. In front of me was Naruto, the most contradictory ninja. Ever. "Naruto…" I whispered, so he wouldn't hear me. He heard me anyways. His head whipped in my direction, as did Sai's and Kakashi's. "How do you know my name?" Naruto asked. I pondered for a minute, and then remembered they all said each other's names. "Kakashi said your name and Sai's too, if you were wondering. And I thought you were a group of ninjas," I explained, adding what I do best at the end, sarcasm. The silver- haired man, who had what looked like Ren in his arms, stepped up and said, "You're very observant. Are you not a ninja?"
"I am positive I am not a ninja, none of us are." I said gesturing to Ren and Mari, who I just noticed in Sai's arms. "Will you take us back to Konoha with you guys? We have no place to go." I begged. They exchanged glances before nodding. "Let's go, it's not too far from here," Kakashi says, taking Ren and running. Sai quickly runs with Mari, and Naruto slings me onto his back, without warning, and takes off with me screaming at him to put me down the whole way.