This day was, by the standards of the Hidden Leaf Village, very, very abnormal. Everything seemed to be happening in a different way than it usually did. Tsunade was actually doing her paperwork, and Jiraiyah wasn't stalking her. Nobody was being mauled by Akamaru, tied to a tree and slowly tortured to death by Kurenai, or fried by anyone with a fire jutsu. Sai's paintings were staying on the page instead of rampaging through the village and destroying almost everything, Shikamaru was actually sleeping instead of constantly complaining about being tired, and Tenten was sharpening her weapons instead of, err, "testing" them on her teammates.

It was actually peaceful for once. And Sakura had to admit that she was enjoying it, especially since it meant that she got to spend more time around a certain Emo Duck Butt – who was currently laying on a tanning chair with sunglasses, trying to tan and get some colour onto his pasty white skin – instead of going on missions. The pink-haired ninja walked casually toward the other ninja. "So…"

"So what?" Sasuke snapped.

"Well, since Naruto isn't here, I thought maybe we could talk a little and… get to know each other better?"

The Uchiha snorted. "Not a chance."

Before Sakura could reply, a voice behind them suddenly yelled. "Hey, Sakura, Sasuke! Guess what?"

Sakura sighed. Perfect timing, Naruto, she thought sarcastically. Out loud, she said: "Yeah, what?"

"I've been practicing a new jutsu, and I think I finally mastered it! Wanna see?" The blonde was practically jumping up and down in excitement.

Sasuke spoke up. "If it's anything like that dumb "sexy no jutsu", we don't want to see."

"No, no, no! It's nothing like that jutsu! So, do you wanna see or not?"

"Alright, let's see it," Sakura answered, wondering what this jutsu could possibly be.

Naruto did some sort of complicated ninja sign thing with his hands. "Cup of tea no jutsu!" There was a puff of yellow smoke, which cleared to reveal… Naruto. Looking the exact same as he did before, not one hair moved from its former position.

"…Nothing happened," Sasuke pointed out.

"Oi, you bet somethin' happened, guvnor!" Naruto exclaimed excitedly, his voice having taken on a strong British accent.

"You know you can pull that off without a jutsu, right?" Sakura asked.

"Not like this, mate!"

"…Isn't "mate" Australian?"

"Oh, damn. Sorry, I'm still workin' on this…"

Sasuke abruptly stood up, his sunglasses slipping off of his face and clattering to the floor. He drew his katana and pointed it at Naruto's throat. "Teach me that jutsu," he hissed. "Now."

Naruto only grinned.

Before long, Sasuke had mastered the jutsu – it was actually very simple. And shortly after that, the other ninjas in Konoha started requesting to learn it, even Sakura. It wasn't long before everyone in the Hidden Leaf Village had a British accent, making the place, as Kakashi said, "Britain 2.0".

It also turned out that the jutsu didn't just cause the user to gain a British accent; it also caused them to crave tea and jelly babies, whatever those were. Later on, after the jutsu had worn off and everyone's accent had left them, Sakura said to the other two: "What the hell is a Britain anyway?!"