Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story contains very foul language, Violence, implied sexual situations and terms and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't own or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

The Return of the Swaggers

Chapter 1: The never-ending feud

One snowy and bone chilling morning in the small semi normal mountain town of South Park, Colorado. Cut to the Hutchison's' residence inside the kitchen where Mr. Hutchison was sitting at the table reading the morning newspaper before he left for his supervisory job at the town's water treatment plant that is when C. J. Hutchison came walking in the room looking pissed that he had stepped on a pile of shit which it was Cartman's work because he is still in his swagger trend right now that he is still everyone's target in school after the Swag trend was revealed as a plot to take over the earth by the crab people.

"Dad….. This is getting fucking old with whoever is crapping on our front porch every morning?" C.J. said which his old man had put his paper down to look at him and Mrs. Hutchison quickly turned around to look at him with a dirty look at that moment.

"Curtis Jacob Hutchison, what I'm told you about your dirty mouth young man!" Mrs. Hutchison scolded him for his swearing which she is an average sized SP female with her brown hair was done up in a bun and wearing a white apron over her lavender colored dress which she was busy making sandwiches trays with her catering business right now.

"Geez, mom that I've that one slipped won't have a cow about it at all?!" C.J. said in a very mouthy way which his mother just rolls her eyes at his disrespect, and that is when Mr. Hutchison got up from his spot from the table which he has a meeting at City hall with all the dept. heads and the mayor than supervises the water plant for the rest of the day that he had motioned his son to come with him which he will take him and his twin sister Emma to school while he drives to work.

"Well, I'm better take the kids to school, and heads over to city hall for a dept heads meeting?!" Mr. Hutchison said while he was taking a one more slip of his coffee, and Mrs. Hutchison rolls her eyes at her own husband for making herself to look like the bad guy all time and in silent she greatly disapproves his friendship with the mayor big time which it is helping him to stay on her good side that she is wide known for firing many people for not doing the small things when she is in one of her infamous bad moods. A few minutes later…. Cut to outside in the driveway inside the car where they are leaving for downtown at that moment.

"Dad, do you ever notice that mom doesn't like Mayor McDaniels at all?!" CJ commented on his mother's crazed look that she was showing when she heard city hall or the mayor's name.

"Well, son…. Your mother gets very offense toward me when my boss is a woman that your mother is a jelly hater and a control freak… that is all that I'm saying?!" Mr. Hutchison replied as he looks at him very confused for a quick second. "So, son…..Let's talk about whoever had crapped on our front porch which you needs to be yourself which it is not helping you at all with connecting with people by to pretending to be something that you're not?!"

"Okay…. I'll try then?!" C.J. said along with a heavy sigh while he and my sister got out of the car which they had started to walk up to the school and he looks back at his father at that moment and that is when they are met by the boys and the Goths inside the main hallway .

"Oh. Look your guys it is the faggy swagger?!" Cartman said with an uncontrollable laughing fit which Clyde was standing there wearing an arm sling and a bandage was wrapped around his head, plus he has a couple cuts and bruises on his face after the boys and the new kid beaten the shit out of him which he had a big fall during the Nazi zombie chaos that had overtaken the town a few days ago and Kenny was back to normal has well too after he became a Nazi zombie.

"Oh, c'mon you guys, that we all gone back to we hate each other after that we all had gone through a few days ago… You got to be fucking seriously right now!" C. J. said in a great annoyance as he looks at everyone who is standing before him.

"Because you are a fucking posing douche bag who wears swag gear which nobody likes you…. that is why?!" Craig sarcastically said while he looks back at him.

"Please… leave my brother alone!" Emma screams at them which she had decided to step between his brother and the menacing looking boys that is when they had back off from their stance against her brother after the long curly brown hair girl had went off on them at that moment which they had left the scene.

"Damn….. You are lucky that your sister is here, fag!" Kenny mumbles loudly as he walks away to rejoins with his friends, that is when Wendy and the girls came up to Emma which they are pleased with her standing up against those annoying boys to protect her brother .

"Hey, Emma it is very cool you did there for your brother?!" Wendy said.

"Why don't you hang out with us at lunch today instead sitting with your brother, Emma?" Bebe added.

"Yeah.… It will be fun." Annie said.

"Sure!" Emma replied in a very cheerful filled voice.

"Doll, you need to get over your shyness which you're a cute girl." Lola added too.

"Well, it is a good start with you coming out of your shyness?" Red replied with a big smile.

"Which you'll meet the other girls at our table?" Millie said.

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Meanwhile at the same time, cut to city hall outside of the mayor's office where her personal secretary Mrs. Cunningham sat behind a lobby like desk which she was working on her computer that is when a pissed off Mayor McDaniels came stomping in which she is on the warpath right now after getting no sleep last few nights to do some damage control with the most recent back to back disasters and the U.F.O. crash cover up as building a huge Taco Bell in town by the government's orders which she had to lied to her own townspeople about the truth, plus she has a brand new neighbors to deal with that they are making her more angrier and grouchy with their yelling and playing loud music all hours of the day .

Ummm… excuse me, madam mayor; here are the monthly reports from the dept. heads that you've asked." Mrs. Cunningham said which the mayor had stopped in her tracks and looks at her with those scornfully and tired looking eyes.

"Helen, not now that I'll take a look at them which I need a large cup of hot coffee to wake up?" McDaniels said which the tone of her voice was mixed with anger and exhaustion, and that is when BarBrady came walking in at that moment. "God, help me which I'm in not the mood for bull shit today at all?!"

"Martha, can we have a little chat in your office?" BarBrady asked as he looks at the mayor which she understand what he is saying and they went into her office which he did pay a visit to the noisy neighbors which they were hotheaded toward him to issue a noise complaint ticket this morning. A few minutes later…..inside her office which BarBrady was telling her about the overdramatic meeting with the neighbors right now while she was sitting at her desk to listen what he had to say.

"Well, George…Tell me on how your visit with the brand new neighbors went this morning?!" McDaniels asked after she was taking a quick slip from her black/ orange-colored Princeton Alumni coffee's mug as BarBrady was standing there before her.

"Martha, they went off on me after I gave them a noise nuisance ticket which they had called me a cracker and bitch for you, and they said they will be down here this morning to complaint to you which these morons are in a big surprise." BarBrady said as he was remembering the details of the events that happened awhile ago while he had taken his cap off. "So what is a cracker which I had thought it is a food not a person?"

"How wonderful…. that we need in this town again, fucking swaggers which I've thought that trend was over that died with Bieber, Lil Wayne and that bitch with the pink hair with a stripper's voice?" McDaniels had begins to scolded at the news as she looks up at him which she is not amused at this whole thing after dealing so much this past few weeks that is when Johnson came walking which it is time for the dept. heads meeting. "George, something that you don't want to know about at all?!"

"Well, I better go to the police station to do some paperwork?!" BarBrady said as he was tip-toeing away which he hates those long and boring meetings but the mayor had grab him by his shirt's collar very hard while he was leaving the room.

"Where the hell are you going which you've to suffer just like me, George?" McDaniels asked in a very annoyed tone voice.

"Oh,well gosh, Martha, you've a strong grip….. Why you just cancels the darned thing for another day which we can an easy day at work, plus you are not nice when you have no sleep?!" BarBrady said in a whimpering voice.

"Oh, shut up we are still having the meeting, so get over and let go now!" McDaniels detested loudly which they had walked out of the office to head down to the private council chamber.

To Be Continued

Author's Note: there is a couple of the references from the South Park the game which I play it and won in this story and this fic is the sequel to Another Stupid ass Fad which I know that there is a line from that fic is making their rounds on Tumblr right now that was muttered by Mayor McDaniels "What the fuck is Swagger? Which it is cool to me … Now I better figured out for the rest of plot.