Hanyou Inuyasha

by Meihi.Hekiwarai

What happens when InuYasha doesn't listen to Kagome? PAIN AND CHAOS. Based off of a little kid's song, but InuYasha-fied! Rated for small amount of language!

Hanyou InuYasha, running through the forest

Chasin' down poor Shippo and boppin' him on the head.

Then along came Kagome, and she said:

"Hanyou InuYasha, I don't wanna see ya

Chasin' down poor Shippo and boppin' him on the head.

I'll give you three more chances, or I'll S-I-T you so hard Lord Sesshomaru will feel it."

Hanyou InuYasha, running past the well

Chasin' down poor Shippo and boppin' him on the head.

Then along came Kagome, and she said:

"Hanyou InuYasha, I don't wanna see ya

Chasin' down poor Shippo and boppin' him on the head.

You've got two more chances, or I'll sit you hard Lord Sesshomaru will feel it."

Hanyou InuYasha, running through the village

Chasin' down poor Shippo and boppin' him on the head.

Then along came Kagome, and she said:

"Hanyou InuYasha, I don't wanna see ya

Chasin' down poor Shippo and boppin' him on the head.

You've got one more chance, or I'll SIT you hard Lord Sesshomaru will feel it."

Hanyou InuYasha, running past the castle

Chasin' down poor Shippo and boppin' him on the head.

Then along came Kagome, and she said:

"Hanyou InuYasha, I didn't wanna see ya

Chasin' down poor Shippo and boppin' him on the head.

YOU STUPID ASSHOLE! I gave you three chances! SIIIT!"

Somewhere in the Western Lands, Lord Sesshomaru is in pain.