Tsukiryoushi:My sister & I thought up this little story while watching one of our favorite cartoons. It is the product of our twisted imaginations. Please read & review! (We do not own Yu-Yu-Hakusho or the cartoon which inspired this fan-fic.)
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Tsukiryoushi: Good evening. The tale I am about to tell you is a tale of (creepy organ music) MURDER!A tale that is sure to make the hair on the back of your neck stand on end!!
Krystlemoon: Will you cut it out? you're gonna scare all the readers away! You goon!
Tsukiryoushi: What the-- will you get out of here? I'm trying to introduce the story in a dramatic way!
Krystlemoon: Not without me you're not! I'm a co-auther,I have a say in this!
Tsukiryoushi: Oh for the love of-- just enjoy the story! (Grumbles & storms off.)
Who done it?
It was a dark and stormy night; Koenma (the victim) was sitting in his arm chair reading a book entitled "Who done it? (From the fan -fic of the same name.)"
He put down the book and said, "Oh my, if this fan-fic is anything like the book, then I'll get bumped off pretty soon."
The door opened slowly and a dagger was thrown at the wall with a note attached. Koenma read the note it read,
"You will die at 11:30 tonight."
"Oh my," Said Koenma. "This is terrible. I can't die at 11:30."
Suddenly another dagger was thrown at the wall, the note it held said, "P.s. Okay we'll make it 12:00."
Koenma then looked at the clock, relieved to see it was only 8:00. But then the hands of the clock went by almost instantly until it said 12:00. A little wooden ogre came out of the kookoo clock and said, "At the sound of the gun it will be exactly twelve O'clock."
A giant gun appeared through the door and fired. Koenma clutched at his chest and was about to fall back, but grabbed a mattress to fall on. But instead of falling back on the mattress he turned suddenly and fell on the opposite side of the floor. Suddenly a white cloth came out of no where and covered him instantly. Suddenly, in burst spirit detective Yusuke Yurameshi.
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Tsukiryoushi:Hope ya enjoyed this! Please review... or my rabid sister will eat you!
Krystlemoon: Don't listen to him, he's crazy. But he does have a point, I would love to hear from you.
Tsukiryoushi: She's rabid I tell ya... RABID!!!
Krystlemoon:How dareyou! I don't go around talking about you that way. You see how he treats me (sobs).
Tsukiryoushi: RABID!!! (Runs off screaming.)
Krystlemoon: Oh well, I know where he sleeps. Well that's enough of that, see you in the next chapter, bye.