How To Be Evil
One-shot
Disclaimer : I don't own The Named
Kei-Ten :This is dedicated to FMA4EVER b/c she is awesooooooomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... no.. well ... err... hm... yea... she helped out with this idea!
FMA4EVER :... More like we played it out during homeroom
Kei-Ten: ...
Members of the gaurd had been sent to various places to guide some gifted to the way of the order.
The general stood in front of a group of gifted they had gathered together, whom were all to be trained in Lathenia's castle once they were broken to alliegence(sp). He looked (Hm lets call him bob)- Bob looked through the line of people, wondering who would break down first, till his gaze stopped at a blonde girl who wouldn't stop giggling. The blonde girl stood inbetween a brown haired girl and a black haired Asian. The Asian was trying to calm her down, while the brown haired girl was ranting on about something, obvisously the reason behind the blonde's giggle fit.
... Well then, these will be the first Bob thought to himself as he looked down at the clipboard in hand.
"Come here Blanchard, bring McMcary and Lee too".
Allison, Elizabeth, and Tk walked out of line up to Bob. Allison stared at his name tag before falling into another fit of giggles.
"Blanchard..."
"HAHAHA HIS NAME IS BOB!"
".. whats wrong with that?", Elizabeth asked Tk. Tk in turn, shrugged her soldiers and looked at Bob's expression, as Allison began to calm down.
"Ok ok ok I'm good now... So then Mr -haha- Bob, what did you want? I mea- OH MY GOSH! HAHAHAH THAT EXPRESSION! YOU TOOK TK'S GLARE! HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA"
.. I'm lost... Bob thought to himself.
We shouldn't of let her get hold of the coffee and sugar... Elizabeth and Tk thought together. Then...
"Hey... what's wrong with my glare?"
"Uh... Nothing Tk! I love you don't worry!"
"... What about me?", Elizabeth asked pouting.
"No one cares about you Elizabeth hahah just kiddin", Allison says.
Tk shook her head and turned to Bob, "You should probably let us go"
Bob looked at her strangely, "And why would I do that? Are you part of the Gaurd?"
Wow for a general this dude is slow in the head All three girls thought to themselves.
"No, but you see. Allison here, doesn't have a single cell in her body, willing to do evil..", Tk says.
"Yea... watch this.", Elizabeth said as she dug through Tk's bag.
Pulling out a pencil she turned to Allison, who was taking deep breathes with the help of Tk, "Ok, Allison. I want you to glare at this pencil be mad at it"
"Huh why?"
"... It killed Alphonse?", Tk adds.
"WHAT NOOO! I WILL GLARE! AND BE MAD!", Allison says, as she stares at the pencil, squinting her eyes in attempt to glare.
"Just wait for it", Elizabeth whispers to Bob. Bob, not sure on what was to happen, began to worry. Surely the Lady can go without just three people right?
Back to how Allison and her squinting...
"Allison?"
".. HAHAHAHHAH IT'S PURPLE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PURPLE AND GREEN!"
"... I never met you three"
"Yea, see ya later Bob.", Tk says as she turned away grabbin Allison's left arm while Elizabeth grabbed her right.
"OH! LET'S SKIP INTO THE SUNSET!", Allison exclaims.
"No Allison w-" "ALLISON NO!"
Matt, Isabel, and Akarian who were watching the whole thing, in plans to stop the Order from recruiting others, winced as they saw a figure trip, pulling two others down.
"let's not mention this", Matt whispers.
Isabel and Akarian nod their heads in agreement.