Summary- that is not for me to know and you to find out
Disclaimer- I don't own naruto that is all
This is my very first fic, I accept everything as a review as of now, enjoy to thy hearts desire??
--this also is happening like after the chuunin exams, lets just say that sasuke never ran away, only shikamaru turned into a chuunin and apparently, ino and shikamaru has already hooked up—
"hello" speech
hello thinking
hello kyuubi
Lawsof misconceptions – by GoldCase
Chapter 1: the leaf festival
GET UP YOU BAKA OF A CONTAINER!!!! Naruto suddenly got up only to run into a blunt kunai head he left when fiddling with it. He hadn't remembered he put it there because he was too sleepy.
"HEY YOU GREAT FURBALL!!! YOU JUST LUCKY I HEAL FAST!!! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!"
In case you haven't noticed, ITS 3:00!!! You're late for your meeting!!!
"Crap… if I don't get there on time I'm gonna get pounded by Sakura-Chan!!" Naruto cries... He rushes to the bridge as he doesn't even notice Hinata as he runs!
I'm never going to get naruto-kuns attention, I'm just not as pretty as the others like Sakura and Ino…maybe I should give up…No!!! I must keep trying, it is my nindo!
"hello Ino, may I buy some flowers?" Hinata asked
"hohohohoho, who's the lucky one hinata?" Ino said with eagerness. "Ino stop messing in other peoples businesses…so troublesome…" Shikamaru whispered his last words hoping she didn't hear him.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!?" Ino getting mad right now. "Errrrr… nothing, I didn't say anything. Just suggesting who Hinatas lucky one was" Shikamaru sweated "where is she though?" Thinking to himself all throughout –how troublesome…--
Back To the Bridge
"Oh no…I'm gonna be late…wait a minute, why should I care anyways? I mean Kakashi is never early anyways, well at least Sakura-chans there!" naruto words coming out as a blur running.
"Halt there young man, for I am the savior of all, Tuxedo mask!!!!" said Tuxedo mask.
"Yes, let us help you or we will punish you" said the sailor scouts.
"NANI!!!!!" Naruto's mouth dropping so low it hit his head again. What is this world coming to kami-san?!? "Why are you here anyways?"
"We are to help you get on time to meet saku---"said the sailor scouts & Tuxedo mask before getting interrupted.
"I am the one who has no enemies in the north, south, east, or west, my voice can silence a baby crying, (popular with the ladies too) For I am the one and only….JIRAIYA!!!!" Jiraiya doing his own little pose. (Close to Maito Guys poses) "What have you done to these poor ladies Naruto?? Haven't I taught you any manners?"
HeHe, you know he's right you know kit!
WHAT!!! Not you too!!! "Ero-sennin, what are you doing here!!!"
"You know this youn—"suddenly gets hits off by some mystery person.
"Jiraiya, I told you to stop peeping on women!!!!" Tsunade yelled. "Ahh yes, and naruto, how could you just pass by hinata like she wasn't there at all?!? She now feels like you might never love her like she loves you!!"
Hinata likes me? How could anyone like a person with the great furrball –I heard that!!!—oh shut up kyuubi, now from what I was thinking. Does she really like me? I mean even though she's kind of shy, she has a nice attitude with a body to follow—ARRRG!!! Curse you ero-sennin for giving me these thoughts!!!
"Oh… ummm ok…" Naruto said blushing a little." Then again, why are you here right now instead of being in the hokage tower??"
"Ummm…checking up on you??" Tsunade beading sweat drops…
"Hey!!! Treat me to ramen then while you're at it!!! RAMEN!!!!!" naruto said.
"I'll be right back with you, I don't have any money from gambling." Tsunade putting up a truthful excuse.
"You lost all your money gambling?? Ahahhahaha no wonder they call you the legendary sucker!!!" Naruto said gaining a couple lumber on his head. "Owe!!! You didn't have to do that you know!!!!"
"you haven't forgotten about us have you? Naruto is it? Come over here for a minute now!!!" tuxedo mask demanded
"What do you want to talk about!!!? Your wasting my training time!!!" naruto yelled at him.
"I'm giving you help on your girl troubles man, go to that girl you like and tell her that you like her and make up!!" said tuxedo mask.
"…" Naruto putting on a faint blush.
"Hey Darien!! Let's go already or were leaving you.WOAH!!!!" Sailor moon tripping on her feet."Waaaah that hurt!!"
"my your such a klutz, surprising you become my wife in the future…" said tuxedo mask" and never mention my name in front of other, it's a secret identity remember? And farewell young ninjas!! Another time, another day!!!"
poof everyone had left right after and tsunade had went back to the hokage tower only to fall asleep again. Jiraiya went back to peeping on those "hopeless" girls
(cough cough). And Naruto being prolonged missed his meeting and didn't get to do his D rank mission. He still needed to get someone to go to the leaf festival with him too!
Authors notes- Sooooo how was that for a first time?Well, it's not that long though. I'm planning on adding many other animes at random to each chapter as it progresses. The storyline is going to be someone the same but in lots of cases not really.