One day Jill had trouble sleeping so a drunken Rose and Co told her a bedtime story.
Once apon a time there was a girl called Rose and this girl called Rose had a bunch of sweets to diliver to her best friend Lisa. While Rose was walking threw the woods and killing strigoi as she goes
Rose: 'Cause I'm so badass
she ran into a big bad wolf called Cristain who had
Lisa: Oh big flopy ears
big floppy ears
Lissa: Oh oh, and a cute nose
and a cute nose and no friends.
Cristian: WHAT! I have friends
Rose: I mean besides us
Cristian: I have friends outher than you guys
Rose: Riiiiiiiiiight just keep telling yourself that
Ok so the wolf had a FEW friends but still, anyway he wants to eat her so he haeads off to Lisa's house along a shorcut he knows
Rose: for reasons we ALL know
and gets into her bed
Adrian: Bow Chicka Wow Wow
and switches his cloths with some of hers and waits for Rose while Lisa is asleep under the covers. When Rose enters threw Lissa's bedroom window
Rose: 'Cause I'm way to awsome to enter threw the door
Lisa: I thought it was because the door was locked
Rose: *facepalm*
and then she saw Cristian in Lisa's cloths
"Hea your not Lisa" said Rose
"Yes I am I mean I'm in MY bed wearing MY cloths" Cristian insisted
" Okaaaaaaaaay. Wow Lisa what floppy ears you have" Stated rose
"Yea they make me look cute huh?" Cristian said coyly
" Wow Lisa what a cute nose you have" Rose said teasingly
" Aww Rose ya makin' me blush" Cristian said shyly
Cristian: WTF I an nothing like that
" Wow Lisa what bad breath you have" Rose stated holding her nose and slowly backing away
" Don't worrie Rose you won't have to put up with that anymore"
" Anymore?" Rose asked timidly
"Yep" Cristian said happily as he went to the bathroom and brushed his teeth
"Ok" cristian stated "Now that that's done I'm gonna ..."
Lisa: Eat you?
Cristian: Kill you?
Adrian: Rape you?
Rose: Nooo
"... Lock you in the spare room with our guest"
Rose: Insert evil laughter here
So Cristian whom was still wearing girls cloths lead Rose to the spare room where
Lisa: OMG
Rose: What Lisa
Lisa: It's, It..It's
Dimitri: Me, It's me in there right?
Rose: Wait how'd you get in here? Your strigoi and we have wards
Dimitri: I gotta human to break the wards. It's me in there right?
Rose: Umm It's
Adrian lay on the bed.
Adrian: Ohhh take that Belicov
"Have fun you two" Cristian winked as he locked the door
Dimitri: Don't tell me I busted in here just to hear a porno staring MY roza and Adrian
Rose: No you didn't
After about a hour a strigoi
Dimitri: A awsome strigoi
a awsome, hot, smexy, kick ass, god like ...
Adrian: GET ON WITH IT!
strigoi busted down the door while the two were playing Monopoly and decided to change the game and get everyone play strp Monopoly
the end
"Hea Jill you getta good night sleep?" a hungove Rose asked a traumatised Jill
"..."
Jill never had a good night sleep again.
1st VA fanfic so please review