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SPN100 Challenge: floor. Dean is underwhelmed by Sam's attempts at an intervention. 100 word drabble.

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Floored

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor" - George Carlin

"So, you're back," said Sam, snippily.

"What?" asked Dean, running a shaky hand through his disheveled hair.

"Late night again, was it?" sneered Sam.

"Something like that," Dean sighed. Distracted, he checked each of the discarded cans littering the room in a vain hope of finding some dregs to wash away the furred taste in his mouth.

"We agreed you'd tone down the partying, but your bed hasn't even been slept in." Sam threw up his hands. "Whatever! I don't care,"

"Could've fooled me," mumbled Dean, rubbing his face in case the bathroom floor tiles had made a noticeable impression.

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