A/N: Much to my displeasure, I do not own Dames at Sea. The original song I parodied, Dames at Sea, is about the sailors praising girls…I changed to the girls praising themselves. Here goes.
Girls: We're crazy about our bodies
Boys: We're crazy about them too
Girls: We're in the pay of the U.S.A. doing things we shouldn't do…
Girl 1: Oh, Captain?
Girl 2: Captain?
Capt.: What is it, ladies?
Girl 1: We have a complaint, sir
Girl 1: Yeah…
Capt.: Ooooooh?
Girls: We're crazy about our bodies
Boys: We're crazy about them, too
Girls: From stern to bow, were really wows!
Capt.: I fully agree with you
Girls: But sir, a few petty favors
That these sailor girls would like to ask
If only we had these few small things
To help us stay on task…
Boys and Capt.: What?
Girls: We- want- a full length mirror in all our rooms!
Some feather beds would really not cause our doom
Big new armoires with shadows that really loom
We're VAIN AT SEA!
That time my old dress ripped I screamed bloody hell!
My falling apart shoes ain't really that well
But when the ocean's raging we're the swell bells
We're VAIN AT SEA!
With great elation, we serve our nation; this navy life is quite grand!
'Cause we're beautiful, luscious VAIN AT SEA!
We want mascara, blush, eye shadow and a decent hairbrush
We want cute dresses that will surely make the sailors blush
In our new lipstick all our lips will be just gorgeous and lush
We're VAIN AT SEA!
We want blue makeup, green eye shadow that will match the deep
We want new silks, new cotton dresses that'll look good on me!
Our great new outfits will get compliments at time for tea
We're VAIN AT SEA!
With our perfection, and jubilation, tars carry on for our land!
We love our sailors, turn our cheeks paler
We love all this attention, the tars smile at a mention
Oh yes the boys go daffy when we swab decks
Looking at us they all get cricks in their necks
We can't help noticing their really cute pecs
We're VAIN AT SEA!
With truth and earrings, our sexiness rings, our hearts sing out for our land!
When you're a sweet gal with perfect hips
You get lots of kisses on the lips
You are beautiful, luscious, lovely VAIN AT SEA!
Boys: VAIN AT SEA!
All: Yes, they're/we're beautiful, lovely luscious vain,
Yes they're/we're beautiful, lovely, luscious, vain,
Yes they're we're beautiful, lovely luscious, VAIN AT SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!