Once upon a time there was a very pretty girl named Elain. She had a pet dragon-man called Trogdor the BURNINATOR!! and he used to burn all of her enemies to crisps. Like Gilbert Gump and Forest Grape. Everybody hated them though so it was ok. Then Elains best friends Romeo and Juliet made a suicide pact and went and killed themselves for true love. The next day her school was closed down so she went on a murderous rampage with her friends Niki and Bender the burninater and trashed the WHS to tiny little bits. Much like this....BOOOMM tinkle tinkle tinkle...this was also the start the Lainy Dynasty. It was very short because Bender accidentally set fire to her robes and then ninjas trashed the place and tore everything apart including Niki and when Elain was out of fire Bender tripped her and she face planted the ground pirss style and then she ran all the way home crying like a baby from scotch college. Bender then followed her laughing until she died.
After this Elain was transferred to scotch college and in memory of her friends she burnt the place down. Then ninja came and ripped the place apart. The scotch college peoples then turned into gorillas and one kidnapped Elain who Kung fu'ed their ass. Then she dived off the roof onto her Kawasaki ninja (a real ninja not the bike) and they rode off into the sunset where they met DIMAOND Elain turned into Sailor Moon and her and her ninja lover killed Diamond and defeated the negaverse. Before Diamond died he proclaimed his love for Niki and how much he wanted Sailor Moon just to get close to her. Elain felt very shotdown.
As they rode into the sunset Elain and her ninja got married. Then suddenly he pulled off his ninja mask and it was Kakashi. Then an arrow was fired at Kakashi and he slumped to the ground. Niki jumped down from a tree and walked over to see what she had hit. Elain began to cry.
"He was going to be the father of my twins" she sobbed. Kakashi groaned and rolled over to look longingly into Elains eyes.
"Don't work, I will always be with you," he said, and then a travelling surgeon went passed and saw that he was hurt and bandaged Kakashi up. Kakashi thanked the man and hugged Elain.
"What are we going to call our kids?" he asked.
"I was thinking of Bender and Naruto." Elain said.
"NOT UNDER MY ROOF! NARUTO IS A FAGGOT!" he roared Elain looked at Kakashi longingly then sighed.
"Well I suppose we could call him Kakashi JR." she said. Kakashi smiled and hugged Elain.
"It's perfect." he said.