Hi!
This is set after my 'Kev's a Vampire!' fic. If you haven't read that yet, then please do. It will help you understand.
Sex references present. Cursing. Really stupid, meant to be funny.
Ben watches a Werewolf movie just after he recovered from the Vampire/love bite thing.
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own only ideas, fic, account and Kev's costume.
Stupid Sleepover
Ben grinned as the hero punched the werewolf in the face. Take that, you mangy, smelly fleabag, Ben thought.
"Where's the RSPCA when you need them?" Kevin joked. Gwen giggled.
Ben was watching a werewolf movie in his room, and Gwen and Kevin were there too for a sleepover. Julie was away for the weekend.
"Woo!" Ben whooped as the werewolf was slaughtered. Kevin almost fell off the bed and Gwen doubled over in a fit of giggles. Then: "I wonder if Kevin's a werewolf," Ben thought aloud. This time Kevin really did fall off the bed with a dull thud as he hit the floor.
"Ow," he moaned, rubbing his head. Gwen burst out laughing above him, and Ben ignored them both, staring, transfixed, at the credits.
A toothpaste ad came on.
"Hey, Gwen," Kevin whispered to Gwen while Ben was in a dental hygiene trance. "Guess what?"
"What?"
"I'm 75% toothpaste." They clamped a hand down on their own mouths to stop themselves from making a noise.
Ben's bedroom door opened. Sandra, Ben's mom, walked into the room, carrying two sleeping bags in her arms. "Bedtime," she said happily. Ben ignored his mom and continued staring at the TV.
"Ben?" Sandra clicked her fingers a few times.
"Right," Ben mumbled.
"Hey Ben, your mom and I are having sex," said Kevin, grinning. Sandra glared at him.
"Right," Ben repeated. Kevin proudly fell off the bed again with another dull thud.
Sandra sighed and flicked off the TV, but Ben kept staring at the blank screen until she gave him a shove.
"What?"
"Bedtime."
"AW!" Ben folded his arms over his chest. "I don't WANNA go to bed."
There was another giggle and another dull thud.
"RIGHT! Bedtime! All of you!" Sandra snarled. Ben got into bed and pulled the covers over his head. You could just make out the shape of his face. Kevin picked out the bright pink one with flowers and got in it, grinning his face off and requesting a goodnight hug from Ben's mom. Gwen climbed inside the blue one with cars on it. Sandra walked out, looking pissed.
"You're mom's nice," said Kevin.
"No she's not!" Argued Ben. "She's mean."
"She's hot." Gwen hit Kevin after he said this, and he shrieked 'RAPE!' at the top of his voice.
"If you like her so much, why don't you marry her?" Ben smiled.
"I might be your stepdad one day, ripping your family apart- RAPE!"
"Whatever, asshead." Ben rolled over.
"Where did you learn that word?" Kevin demanded, rubbing his sore arm.
"From you!"
"Go to sleep!"
"Shut up!" Gwen shouted. "As amusingly stupid as you are, you are really annoying."
"Thanks," Kevin said proudly, rolling over and going to sleep in his awesome sleeping bag, into dreams of teaching Ben to play baseball.
Ben slowly drifted off into dreams of blank TV screens, and Gwen dreamed of Kevin and Ben falling out of seventh-storey windows.
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