Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride, The props go to Mr. James Patterson :)

So the story is during School's Out Forever and Fang and Max are in the same class in this one

It's not very long unfortunately :P

This is a fanfic for my friend Bria's birthday.

Happy Birthday Bria! Hope you like the story :).

Place: Math Class

Max POV

I reaally reaally reaallyyy hate math. I just don't like working the problems out . There's just so many things to remember and I think the whole battling Erasers thing is easier. I really hate math. I sighed deeply and decided to stare at the clock till this dull math class was over. Then I saw a small folded white piece of paper land on my desk. My eyebrows furrowed. I opened it and when I read I couldn't help but smile.

It said ,in Fang's oddly perfect cursive hand-writing,:

Hey, wanna hear a Yo Mamma joke?

I quickly wrote down my response: Sure, Emo Kid.

I tossed the paper back to Fang's desk ,which was to the left of me.

I glanced at Fang to see him smirk and write something down.

The note flew back onto my desk.

:P I'm not an emo kid, ok blondie?

anywho, be prepared for the best Yo Mamma joke ever-

Yo Mamma so ugly she made Chuck Norris beg for mercy.

I couldn't suppress my laughter. The teacher turned around quickly. His porky face was red with irritation.

"What in the devil is going on here?" He asked sternly. He then proceeded to briskly walk to my desk, take the note from me and read it.

"Yo Mamma is so ugly, Chuck Norris begged for mercy?" He just had to read that part aloud. The whole class erupted into laughter.

Unfortunately our teacher didn't join in and he sent me and Fang to detention. Fang and I walked in down the hall in content silence. I was still giggling in my head at the joke.

"Hey, Max," Fang said breaking the silence. he stared at the ground nervously.

"What's up?" I replied, he seemed kinda worried about something.

"I really like you, Max." 'That was blunt', was my main thought. Then I realized what he said. I instantly blushed.

"I-I like you too Fang." He smirked and his face instantly brightened. He then held my hand as we walked down the hall.

"Hey Max, wanna hear another Yo Mamma joke?" I chuckled.

"Sure, Emo Kid." I guess I like math a little more now. Just a little.

Please Review, I appreciate it. :]

Happy Birthday Bria!