Good evening, folks. Fairyblade, here. Welcome to the Meme Factory. This is a story I've been writing on Wattpad since March of 2017. It is still being written, but I decided I'd post it on Fanfiction as well under the Misc. Books section. A fair warning, you will either laugh your ass off, or think it's stupid. Your call...
My writing skills were not as good in March as they are now. They're not perfect now, and honestly still require some fine tuning, but stick with this and I promise it'll get better. And with that, on with the story...
Arc I: A Brief Introduction to the Insanity that is The Meme Factory
I didn't expect the night to go like this. Now, don't get me wrong. I've become very accustomed to killing off hordes of beasts right outside of my own front door, but I never would've imagined that he'd ever return...
It was that dastardly little devil, capable of destroying the largest city in Soumeripan with one slap, and could bring an entire army to its knees. How he managed to do so with his flimsy, insignificant arms was beyond me. I stared at him, dead in the eyes, in awe.
" B-But... I thought we... How?" I yelled in confusion. I heard the revving up of a machine behind me. Turning around, I knew exactly who it was. None other than Craig J. Botson himself. He was a member of a trio of androids with artificial intelligence... Or stupidity. Honestly, it varies. They had named themselves, The Boy Droids... So original, I know.
" Don't worry," Craig told me, " This ain't the first time Spook tried to kill us," He continued. Suddenly, I saw Craig burst into the night sky using his built-in jetpack. " Ghastly spirit versus fists of steel? Ain't no surprise who wins that fight," Said Craig. He dove, swung his fist, and punched Spook in the face. Knocking the oversized wisp back a bit, he flew back.
" The man, your bot, Craig!" He screamed in victory.
I then saw my other friend leap into the air. The friend, however, was human. He scissor kicked Spook in the face, knocking him back, allowing Craig to punch him back. The game of kickball ended after a few exchanges between the two. " There he is! Garry McGerald comin' in clutch with the roundhouse kick!" Craig punched Garry playfully to congratulate him.
Suddenly, I heard someone charging from behind me. The figure skyrocketed into the sky screaming, " I hate this asshole!" He slashed his katana across Spook's torso area before landing back onto the grassy field outside of our house. It was R.J. Sterling, a pseudo-friend of mine I guess you could say.
Now, you can call me crazy as much as you want to, but I could've sworn I saw a bipedal tiger riding on a hoverboard, shooting dual blasters at Spook, and actually winning. I guess I shouldn't have been so surprised. A lot, and I mean a lot, of crazy stuff always happens here in The Meme Factory. Actually, you want to know what's really crazy?
The moment Spook backhanded me and knocked me off the cliff that the house sat atop...