HPB Turns into Hogwarts
HPB turns into hogwarts
Written by: Whitney N. (Sk8r Girl)
Notes: this story is what if HPB was Hogwarts, which means we all go to Hogwrats. Now I might not have everyone in the story but I have some people. I might add onto the list later but here are the people in it:
Carrie Bellevedere [ Hermione Granger on HPB]
Claire Parker- AngelFaerie
Maegen Garmenlono- Danny's Girl
Whitney Morqenseo- Sk8r Girl (me)
Courtney Marketa-Gilderoy Lockheart
Sara Marenzlo- Blaise Zabini
Stacie Cramblenor- Padfoot
Lauren Sarmendeles- Remus Lupin
Iris Scrombers - Draco Malfoy
Flor Sanders - Ron Weasley
Ashley Brown- Mandy Brocklehurst
Shae Bo - Cedric Diggory
Carla Lane- Lee Jordan
Lissy Armeleneo.
If you would like to be removed let me know. If you want to be added let me know. Well yeah. Some of you will be in this story but not have a big big role. Who knows. Anyway. Let me start the story.
Chapter 1: On Hogwarts Express.
The Hogwarts train was getting loaded with students who were going to be going to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Each student found a place to seat in the corridors next to their friends that they have not seen all summer. There wa aimless chit chat through out the corridors. The train started to go, and it was ascending to the one place everyone loved the most.
Courtney Marketa a Slytherin prefect was walking down the isle making sure everything was okay. Humming a song from Pirates of the Carrabian. "yo ho, yo ho a pirates life for me." Could be heard down the isles as she walked. Everyone looked at her funny but she didn't care, she continued on with her song "we pillage we plunder we rifle and loot, drink up me 'earties yo ho ,we kindap and ravage and don't give a hoot drink up me 'earties yo ho ,yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me ,We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. drink up me 'earties yo ho maraud and embezzle and even hijack ,drink up me 'earties Yo-" Just then a student poked her hard in the back causing her to whirl around.
"Um, Can you please shut up with the song?"
Courtney got a 'how dare you tell me to stop singing my favorite song' look, and took out her wand and poked the boy student named Larry in the chest and pushed him into his corridor with her wand.
"ARRR Matey." She leaned over and whispered to Larry so only he could hear. "I'm almost done with my song, and it is very rude to interrupt Courtney Depp's singing. Very rude." She then became into her normal standing self and turned around and walked down the corridors continuing her song.
"ho Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me.We kindle and charm, inflame and ignite drink up me earties yo ho We burn up the city were really a fright drink up me 'earties yo ho. We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves. Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho." While she sang she pretended that her wand was her sword and did a pretend fight with air, and then walked towards the corridor where her friends were at as finishing the last of her song.
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me,We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do- well cads
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho." When she finished she made the 'o' sound for a long time and then cracked up.
"And this is the time you thought that you could shut, I, Courntey Depp up hahaha! Fools you!! HA-" She then was pulled into the Corridor by Ashley who had been reading a book at the time.
"Heyyy. What was that for?" Whined Courtney, a pout formed on her lips as she looked at Ashley Brown who was a Ravenclaw Prefect in the 6th year.
"I was saving you from getting pegged Bertie Botts Every flavor bean." Explained Ashley. She placed her book down and looked at Courtney a smile appeared on her face.
"So, how was your summer?"
"It was great! I saw Pirates of the Carrabian many times. Ooh and just so you know, my last name is not Marketa anymore."
"Oh?"
"It's Depp! I'm Mrs. Courtney Depp!" A triumphant look was on her face, as she pointed to herself.
"Ah, I see."
"I mean, who would want the last name 'Marketa' it sounds like market. When I wa a first year here, a 4th year named Amber decided to call me Market girl. So everytime it would be 'hey marketa! I'm going to the Market' I am cursed with a sad scary last name. I like Depp more. That's my last name m'kay?" She wanted to make sure her friend Ashley understood.
"Yep, totally understand." She chuckled a bit. "Marketa Market." She broke out into soft giggles. Looking at Courtney who now was frowning she stopped laughing.
"Oh, it was just a joke. If you want to be called Courntey Depp. Then lets call you Courtney Depp."
"just like if you want to eat your pants, then eat your pants." Shae added in as she walked inside the corridor and took a seat next to Courtney. She didn't catch all of the information but she caught enough to add onto it.
Ashley and Courtney broke out into giggles, they both stared at Shae for a minute, and then giggled again.
"Eat your pants? Where'd you get that?" Ashley asked through her giggles. She scooted over as Stacie walked into the corridor.
Shae shrugged she really didn't know where she got it from, she was just thinking about it.
"Hi Stacie."
Stacie waved a bit, she closed the corridor doors and took out her wand and started to fiddle with it. They all had done there shifts of marching up and down the corridors to make sure everyone was all in there seats and not goofing around.
"NOOOO!!!!" Screeched Lauren, she had a look of anger, fear and shock on her face.
The scream caused Ashley, Stacie and Shae to all jump out of their seats and rush out of the corridor to see why Lauren one of the other Slytherin Prefects was screaming.
"What is it Lauren?" Asked Courtney
"Is someone hurt?" Asked Ashley, a concerned look was on her face.
"Are you hurt?" Courtney asked.
"Am I hurt?" Stacie asked. Everyone looked at Stacie, she shrugged. She didn't have anything to add onto the conversation.
"I-it's my Clay Aiken! I had his CD, his posters and pictures of him all right here." She pointed where she put them, and then she pouted.
"They're not there! Someone took them! Some rotten kid took my Clay Aiken!" She looked around the area sh ewas sitting in throwing everything everywhwere trying to see if it got burried under anything.
"Are you sure you didn't leave them in your trunk because the-"
"Are you crazy?! Me leaving Clay Aiken in a trunk! NO way! He could get ruined and he could be all alone in the trunk scared!" Lauren said shocked that Courtney would ask such a thing.
"Sorry, well, I'll go look around and ask around the corridors if they have seen who kidnapped Clay." Ashley said making her way past Lauren, she looked at all the students who were all staring at Lauren after making her scene.
Courtney walked down the opposite way with Shae and Stacie to see if it was dropped anywhere, or thrown somewhere else. Courtney looked under the seats. While Shae looked around on the floor and Stacie just looked wherever she could.
Lauren looked around violently glaring at every person who passed her, suspecting all of them of having her Clay Aiken. Folding her arms she shook her head, if no one found Clay Aiken she was going to mourn. She plopped herself onto a seat and continued to watch people pass by.
Ashley opened up one of the corridors and looked inside carefully, but she only found one girl sitting in there. Whitney Morqenseo a 4th year in Gryffindor. She and Ashley were friends.
"Hey Whit, have you seen Lauren's Clay Aiken stuff? Someone took it and Laurens freaking out."
Whitney looked up at Ashley and shook her head, she didn't take Lauren's stuff for she knew that if you took Lauren's stuff, you were dead meat and it was never pretty.
"No, I don't but, I suggest you ask Greg, Samuel and Hunter. They might have something to do with this. Always causing trouble."
Ashley nodded. "Thank you."
She was about to walk away when she stopped and peeked her head in the corridor. "Why you sittin' by yourself all alone in there? Why don't you sit with me and Courtney and Shae and Stacie, I'm sure there's enough room for you. Oh, and thanks for the tip." She then turned around and walked away.
Whitney stood up and walked out of the corridor and looked down towards Lauren's direction. She saw Greg, Samuel and Hunter all chuckling and holding something behind their backs. Yep, she knew it all three of them were dead meat.
"YOU THREE!" Lauren screamed, she saw the posters, and the CDs, she jumped out of her seat and glared angrily at all three of them.
"What about us three?" Asked Greg innocently.
"YOU TOOK MY CLAY AIKEN HOW DARE YOU." She screached at the three trouble makers. Her eyes flaring with anger.
"Yeah so your point would have to be?" Greg responded.
"YOU TOOK IT! YOU TOOK IT! HOW DARE YOU. I'm emotionally damaged now." Lauren responded.
"I think it would be best if you gave all her stuff back to her." Whitney said calmly, slowly taking all of Lauren's Clay Aiken stuff and gave it to Lauren who checked every single thing to make sure it wasn't damaged.
She looked at everything and so far all of it was good, but then she looked at her poster, which was wrinkled and bent the wrong way.
"YOU RUINED MY POSTER! IT's WRINKLED. YOU WRINKLED MY POSTER." She started to panic and pointed wildly at it showing Whitney it was ruined, then showing Ashley and Courtney, and Carrie who was sleeping at the time.
"Ooh. You're dead." Carrie said as a matter of factly. "Lauren's gonna kill youuu." Just then the bus came to a holt, and everyone that was standing up fell to the ground. Lauren slowly stood up and grabbed her Clay Aiken stuff, and slowly walked out of the train clinging to her things like there was no tomorrow.
Whitney exited the bus with Courtney and Ashley, and decided to sit with them on the boat ride to Hogwarts. Another fun and exciting year at Hogwarts. thought Ashley as she looked up at Courtney who was standing at the edge of the boat.
"ARE MATEY's! Here we come aboardin' the Hogwarts! Oh! IF Only Johnny Depp was here. ARRRR. CAPTAIN COURTNEY DEPP, thats who i am and i am a pirate"
TBC in Chapter 2.
Written by: Whitney N. (Sk8r Girl)
Notes: this story is what if HPB was Hogwarts, which means we all go to Hogwrats. Now I might not have everyone in the story but I have some people. I might add onto the list later but here are the people in it:
Carrie Bellevedere [ Hermione Granger on HPB]
Claire Parker- AngelFaerie
Maegen Garmenlono- Danny's Girl
Whitney Morqenseo- Sk8r Girl (me)
Courtney Marketa-Gilderoy Lockheart
Sara Marenzlo- Blaise Zabini
Stacie Cramblenor- Padfoot
Lauren Sarmendeles- Remus Lupin
Iris Scrombers - Draco Malfoy
Flor Sanders - Ron Weasley
Ashley Brown- Mandy Brocklehurst
Shae Bo - Cedric Diggory
Carla Lane- Lee Jordan
Lissy Armeleneo.
If you would like to be removed let me know. If you want to be added let me know. Well yeah. Some of you will be in this story but not have a big big role. Who knows. Anyway. Let me start the story.
Chapter 1: On Hogwarts Express.
The Hogwarts train was getting loaded with students who were going to be going to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Each student found a place to seat in the corridors next to their friends that they have not seen all summer. There wa aimless chit chat through out the corridors. The train started to go, and it was ascending to the one place everyone loved the most.
Courtney Marketa a Slytherin prefect was walking down the isle making sure everything was okay. Humming a song from Pirates of the Carrabian. "yo ho, yo ho a pirates life for me." Could be heard down the isles as she walked. Everyone looked at her funny but she didn't care, she continued on with her song "we pillage we plunder we rifle and loot, drink up me 'earties yo ho ,we kindap and ravage and don't give a hoot drink up me 'earties yo ho ,yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me ,We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. drink up me 'earties yo ho maraud and embezzle and even hijack ,drink up me 'earties Yo-" Just then a student poked her hard in the back causing her to whirl around.
"Um, Can you please shut up with the song?"
Courtney got a 'how dare you tell me to stop singing my favorite song' look, and took out her wand and poked the boy student named Larry in the chest and pushed him into his corridor with her wand.
"ARRR Matey." She leaned over and whispered to Larry so only he could hear. "I'm almost done with my song, and it is very rude to interrupt Courtney Depp's singing. Very rude." She then became into her normal standing self and turned around and walked down the corridors continuing her song.
"ho Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me.We kindle and charm, inflame and ignite drink up me earties yo ho We burn up the city were really a fright drink up me 'earties yo ho. We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves. Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho." While she sang she pretended that her wand was her sword and did a pretend fight with air, and then walked towards the corridor where her friends were at as finishing the last of her song.
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me,We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do- well cads
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho." When she finished she made the 'o' sound for a long time and then cracked up.
"And this is the time you thought that you could shut, I, Courntey Depp up hahaha! Fools you!! HA-" She then was pulled into the Corridor by Ashley who had been reading a book at the time.
"Heyyy. What was that for?" Whined Courtney, a pout formed on her lips as she looked at Ashley Brown who was a Ravenclaw Prefect in the 6th year.
"I was saving you from getting pegged Bertie Botts Every flavor bean." Explained Ashley. She placed her book down and looked at Courtney a smile appeared on her face.
"So, how was your summer?"
"It was great! I saw Pirates of the Carrabian many times. Ooh and just so you know, my last name is not Marketa anymore."
"Oh?"
"It's Depp! I'm Mrs. Courtney Depp!" A triumphant look was on her face, as she pointed to herself.
"Ah, I see."
"I mean, who would want the last name 'Marketa' it sounds like market. When I wa a first year here, a 4th year named Amber decided to call me Market girl. So everytime it would be 'hey marketa! I'm going to the Market' I am cursed with a sad scary last name. I like Depp more. That's my last name m'kay?" She wanted to make sure her friend Ashley understood.
"Yep, totally understand." She chuckled a bit. "Marketa Market." She broke out into soft giggles. Looking at Courtney who now was frowning she stopped laughing.
"Oh, it was just a joke. If you want to be called Courntey Depp. Then lets call you Courtney Depp."
"just like if you want to eat your pants, then eat your pants." Shae added in as she walked inside the corridor and took a seat next to Courtney. She didn't catch all of the information but she caught enough to add onto it.
Ashley and Courtney broke out into giggles, they both stared at Shae for a minute, and then giggled again.
"Eat your pants? Where'd you get that?" Ashley asked through her giggles. She scooted over as Stacie walked into the corridor.
Shae shrugged she really didn't know where she got it from, she was just thinking about it.
"Hi Stacie."
Stacie waved a bit, she closed the corridor doors and took out her wand and started to fiddle with it. They all had done there shifts of marching up and down the corridors to make sure everyone was all in there seats and not goofing around.
"NOOOO!!!!" Screeched Lauren, she had a look of anger, fear and shock on her face.
The scream caused Ashley, Stacie and Shae to all jump out of their seats and rush out of the corridor to see why Lauren one of the other Slytherin Prefects was screaming.
"What is it Lauren?" Asked Courtney
"Is someone hurt?" Asked Ashley, a concerned look was on her face.
"Are you hurt?" Courtney asked.
"Am I hurt?" Stacie asked. Everyone looked at Stacie, she shrugged. She didn't have anything to add onto the conversation.
"I-it's my Clay Aiken! I had his CD, his posters and pictures of him all right here." She pointed where she put them, and then she pouted.
"They're not there! Someone took them! Some rotten kid took my Clay Aiken!" She looked around the area sh ewas sitting in throwing everything everywhwere trying to see if it got burried under anything.
"Are you sure you didn't leave them in your trunk because the-"
"Are you crazy?! Me leaving Clay Aiken in a trunk! NO way! He could get ruined and he could be all alone in the trunk scared!" Lauren said shocked that Courtney would ask such a thing.
"Sorry, well, I'll go look around and ask around the corridors if they have seen who kidnapped Clay." Ashley said making her way past Lauren, she looked at all the students who were all staring at Lauren after making her scene.
Courtney walked down the opposite way with Shae and Stacie to see if it was dropped anywhere, or thrown somewhere else. Courtney looked under the seats. While Shae looked around on the floor and Stacie just looked wherever she could.
Lauren looked around violently glaring at every person who passed her, suspecting all of them of having her Clay Aiken. Folding her arms she shook her head, if no one found Clay Aiken she was going to mourn. She plopped herself onto a seat and continued to watch people pass by.
Ashley opened up one of the corridors and looked inside carefully, but she only found one girl sitting in there. Whitney Morqenseo a 4th year in Gryffindor. She and Ashley were friends.
"Hey Whit, have you seen Lauren's Clay Aiken stuff? Someone took it and Laurens freaking out."
Whitney looked up at Ashley and shook her head, she didn't take Lauren's stuff for she knew that if you took Lauren's stuff, you were dead meat and it was never pretty.
"No, I don't but, I suggest you ask Greg, Samuel and Hunter. They might have something to do with this. Always causing trouble."
Ashley nodded. "Thank you."
She was about to walk away when she stopped and peeked her head in the corridor. "Why you sittin' by yourself all alone in there? Why don't you sit with me and Courtney and Shae and Stacie, I'm sure there's enough room for you. Oh, and thanks for the tip." She then turned around and walked away.
Whitney stood up and walked out of the corridor and looked down towards Lauren's direction. She saw Greg, Samuel and Hunter all chuckling and holding something behind their backs. Yep, she knew it all three of them were dead meat.
"YOU THREE!" Lauren screamed, she saw the posters, and the CDs, she jumped out of her seat and glared angrily at all three of them.
"What about us three?" Asked Greg innocently.
"YOU TOOK MY CLAY AIKEN HOW DARE YOU." She screached at the three trouble makers. Her eyes flaring with anger.
"Yeah so your point would have to be?" Greg responded.
"YOU TOOK IT! YOU TOOK IT! HOW DARE YOU. I'm emotionally damaged now." Lauren responded.
"I think it would be best if you gave all her stuff back to her." Whitney said calmly, slowly taking all of Lauren's Clay Aiken stuff and gave it to Lauren who checked every single thing to make sure it wasn't damaged.
She looked at everything and so far all of it was good, but then she looked at her poster, which was wrinkled and bent the wrong way.
"YOU RUINED MY POSTER! IT's WRINKLED. YOU WRINKLED MY POSTER." She started to panic and pointed wildly at it showing Whitney it was ruined, then showing Ashley and Courtney, and Carrie who was sleeping at the time.
"Ooh. You're dead." Carrie said as a matter of factly. "Lauren's gonna kill youuu." Just then the bus came to a holt, and everyone that was standing up fell to the ground. Lauren slowly stood up and grabbed her Clay Aiken stuff, and slowly walked out of the train clinging to her things like there was no tomorrow.
Whitney exited the bus with Courtney and Ashley, and decided to sit with them on the boat ride to Hogwarts. Another fun and exciting year at Hogwarts. thought Ashley as she looked up at Courtney who was standing at the edge of the boat.
"ARE MATEY's! Here we come aboardin' the Hogwarts! Oh! IF Only Johnny Depp was here. ARRRR. CAPTAIN COURTNEY DEPP, thats who i am and i am a pirate"
TBC in Chapter 2.