authors note : so, yah, this iz mai furst naruuto fanfic, an i hoep u all liek it, luv all of my fanz, ur all adorble an smexy
chapytr uno
i twas a bryte an culurful day in hte hidden queef. hte sun wuz shyning, hte burds wer singging, an thre was won boi hoo was particulaury happeh 2day.
yepo, htat boy wuz NARUTOO UZOOMAHKEY, hte futuer jokage of thge hidden beef, an he wuz skippign donw hte rowd wv not a cear in hte world.
he wuyz well eggsited cuz sasugay had dessided to cum bck to teh hidden meef bcz he realiysed htat it wuz his hoem.
it was strayng btu everytiem eh had seen sasukayy-kuun, he alwyz had a tinqlin feelinq in hsi dingly doo tub eh cud not figuor owt y.
off curse sakora-chan notissed, bot hse wuz ovver sasuke, cuz emo is so last year, and wuz now wv rocku lee, who iz very awesum DONT YOU DENY IT KIFOYUY PIEDCC ES OF SHITYHRIUJ.
so, anyvvay, naru-cahn-kun-san wuz walkign an then he see sasukay.
'ohayo sasuke-kun-chan-sama-senpai-chan-kan-san-sensei-sama-kun-chan-sama!'
'hello naruto...' sasugay replyd in hiz monotone makes-girlyz-go-wow-wow emo voise htat naru-cahn crabved so badlee.
'i hav a confession to mayk sasukayy' naruchan sedd, luking into sasukays emo eyes, which were sparkling with hiz emoshuns, or hiz lak of it becuzx he is emo (get it, becayuz he iz emoe, lol)
'i luv u sasukay, an i jus wanna put ur dingly dangly inside of my whoopsu daisu an we can makje hte yaoiz, ka?'
sasukay wuz confuserd by the sujdjwen rush of emoshuns htat he wuz felinge. he wuz suposed to be emoe goffik, yet... he luyvedf naru-chan-kun-sensei-sama soe much...
he took a breath deep an said...
'HOLY SHIT!' Naruto cried, as his alarm clock awoke him just in the nick of time, sweat pouring down his forehead, and dripping down his neck.
'What a horrible story, who the hell makes that stuff up...' he cried, thanking the gods that there couldn't possibly be people dumb enough to write this kind of out-of-character 'kawaii-desu' bullshit.
Wait a minute...
Author : Ha, you thought this was a shitty SasuNaru fanfiction that looks like it was written by a 5 year old boy, but it's just a parody. Gotcha.