(A/N: This fanfiction was first posted on PSO World in its entirety in February 2004. For creative differences, I now bring it to Fanfiction.net, so I can set the stage for the sequal. For those of you who have not read this before, it started as a joke and became a fan favorite on PSO World. Now I bring you my first fanfiction to ever be finished and I know someone the chapters are short but I hope you enjoy my take on the everyday livesof people on Ragol. Disclaimer: I don't own phantasy star online, Sega and Sonic Team do. also do not own Jolt Cola or anything else that has been hinted or name dropped in this story.)
The Appearance of Abnormality
Millions of people all over Ragol tune in to watch the great and mighty rock band "Knights of the Green w00t". All eyes are on the lead guitarist, the adored female lead singer Sachi. The crowd waits for her grand guitar
solo, even the Rappies want to see this. Now here it comes, and..... A
alarm goes off, but Sachi still lies in bed asleep. Now creeping toward
Sachi's bed is her best friend and roommate Anju. Anju then silently by
Sachi's Bedside. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING SACHI!", yelled Anju, leaping onto Sachi's
bed, sending her flying out of bed.
"WHAT THE HELL ANJU!?!", screamed Sachi. "I was sleeping!".
"But its 10:30am!", exclaimed Anju, "I just figured you'd want to...".
Sachi just ignored Anju and picked up her Crazy Tune and took a mighty swing at Anju, sending her flying into a pile of dirty panties. Anju hit
with a large thud.
"Sachiiiiii!", moaned Anju, pealing a pair of dirty panties off her face.
"That hurt!". "Hmm, serves you right.", muttered Sachi, returning her Crazy Tune to its
place in the corner.
"Sachi.", sighed Anju. "You are a psycho.".
Sachi walked into the kitchen of their house and checked her mail. "Oh great.", sighed Sachi, smacking her head. "That Pervert is sending me
mail again.".
"Which pervert.", asked Anju. "The strange HUmar or the FOmar who got a
little too friendly".
"The FOmar...", said Sachi. "The infamous pervert, Alias The Biggest
Hentai. His names uh what was it again?". "Its Amjin Tototis.", said Anju. "I remember, he was asking about you at
the shops the other day.".
"Yea Amjin.", Sachi said with a shutter. "Well, anyway. Did you hear
strange noises from the garage last night?".
"I don't think so.", returned Anju.
"Well lets go check it out.", said Sachi.
No sooner had Sachi opened the door than had she discovered a slovenly mess. Cans of Jolt Cola, caffeine pill containers littering the ground, and
one Slovenly HUmar sleeping with a stuffed Bantha. The two HUnewerals
looked down at the man sleeping on their garage floor.
"THIEF!!!!", screamed Anju. "What is he doing on our garage floor?!?". "Uh oh sorry.", said the HUmar. "I didn't know this want my house. Well I
guess I'll be going.". "Where do you think your going?", asked Sachi, her Crazy Tune in front of
his escape path.
"Uh Hi HUneweral lady.", said the HUmar, sweating. "I was just gonna go
home.". "Closing Time, you don't have to go home but you cant stay here.", muttered
Sachi as she took a batters stance. "WAHH! I DIDN'T KNOW!", yelled the HUmar. "I just wanted some caffeine!". Sachi just swung her Crazy Tune at the HUmar, just barely missing. She then presumed to chase him around swinging her guitar/weapon at the intruder.
Soon he was worked into a corner. "Please! Spare me!", pleaded the HUmar! "I just needed a place to stay!". Anju feeling sorry for the HUmar then had an Idea. "Hey!", said Anju. "Lets
let him live in the garage!". "Please! I Promise I will be really good!", said the HUmar! "See I can even
play the Gee-tar!".
"Fine.", sighed Sachi. "But not before I do this.". Sachi then took her
guitar and smashed the HUmar over the head, knocking him down to the
ground.
"Thankee!", said the HUmar dazed. "My names Odie.".
Not soon after this a knock was herd at the door.
"I'll get it!", shouted Sachi. "Hello......Oh god no!".
"Hello Sexy.", said Amjin. "Its high time we discussed something.". He
added grabbing Sachi's butt cheek as she turned away.
"PERVERT!", screamed Sachi as she drop kicked Amjin and shut the door.
The Appearance of Abnormality
Millions of people all over Ragol tune in to watch the great and mighty rock band "Knights of the Green w00t". All eyes are on the lead guitarist, the adored female lead singer Sachi. The crowd waits for her grand guitar
solo, even the Rappies want to see this. Now here it comes, and..... A
alarm goes off, but Sachi still lies in bed asleep. Now creeping toward
Sachi's bed is her best friend and roommate Anju. Anju then silently by
Sachi's Bedside. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING SACHI!", yelled Anju, leaping onto Sachi's
bed, sending her flying out of bed.
"WHAT THE HELL ANJU!?!", screamed Sachi. "I was sleeping!".
"But its 10:30am!", exclaimed Anju, "I just figured you'd want to...".
Sachi just ignored Anju and picked up her Crazy Tune and took a mighty swing at Anju, sending her flying into a pile of dirty panties. Anju hit
with a large thud.
"Sachiiiiii!", moaned Anju, pealing a pair of dirty panties off her face.
"That hurt!". "Hmm, serves you right.", muttered Sachi, returning her Crazy Tune to its
place in the corner.
"Sachi.", sighed Anju. "You are a psycho.".
Sachi walked into the kitchen of their house and checked her mail. "Oh great.", sighed Sachi, smacking her head. "That Pervert is sending me
mail again.".
"Which pervert.", asked Anju. "The strange HUmar or the FOmar who got a
little too friendly".
"The FOmar...", said Sachi. "The infamous pervert, Alias The Biggest
Hentai. His names uh what was it again?". "Its Amjin Tototis.", said Anju. "I remember, he was asking about you at
the shops the other day.".
"Yea Amjin.", Sachi said with a shutter. "Well, anyway. Did you hear
strange noises from the garage last night?".
"I don't think so.", returned Anju.
"Well lets go check it out.", said Sachi.
No sooner had Sachi opened the door than had she discovered a slovenly mess. Cans of Jolt Cola, caffeine pill containers littering the ground, and
one Slovenly HUmar sleeping with a stuffed Bantha. The two HUnewerals
looked down at the man sleeping on their garage floor.
"THIEF!!!!", screamed Anju. "What is he doing on our garage floor?!?". "Uh oh sorry.", said the HUmar. "I didn't know this want my house. Well I
guess I'll be going.". "Where do you think your going?", asked Sachi, her Crazy Tune in front of
his escape path.
"Uh Hi HUneweral lady.", said the HUmar, sweating. "I was just gonna go
home.". "Closing Time, you don't have to go home but you cant stay here.", muttered
Sachi as she took a batters stance. "WAHH! I DIDN'T KNOW!", yelled the HUmar. "I just wanted some caffeine!". Sachi just swung her Crazy Tune at the HUmar, just barely missing. She then presumed to chase him around swinging her guitar/weapon at the intruder.
Soon he was worked into a corner. "Please! Spare me!", pleaded the HUmar! "I just needed a place to stay!". Anju feeling sorry for the HUmar then had an Idea. "Hey!", said Anju. "Lets
let him live in the garage!". "Please! I Promise I will be really good!", said the HUmar! "See I can even
play the Gee-tar!".
"Fine.", sighed Sachi. "But not before I do this.". Sachi then took her
guitar and smashed the HUmar over the head, knocking him down to the
ground.
"Thankee!", said the HUmar dazed. "My names Odie.".
Not soon after this a knock was herd at the door.
"I'll get it!", shouted Sachi. "Hello......Oh god no!".
"Hello Sexy.", said Amjin. "Its high time we discussed something.". He
added grabbing Sachi's butt cheek as she turned away.
"PERVERT!", screamed Sachi as she drop kicked Amjin and shut the door.