?: Old chap, are you awake?

?: I... say... where are we?

?: Your awake! Also we are at the edge of a forest.

?: Thanks for the information Bertie.

Bertie: Your welcome!

?: Why are we here?

Bertie: We were at the house when we got attacked by Herobrine!

?: WHAAAT?!

Bertie: He even left it in ruins!

?: And where's my Golden Sword of Justice?

Bertie: He stole that and my Melon

?: Oh my word... Well now what?

Bertie: I don't know old chap.

?: Is that all he did?

Bertie: It gets even worse. He kidnapped Bertha, Scott II, Squddington, and Sir Creepalot.

?: How are we going to get them back?!

Bertie: GameChap... I don't know.

GameChap: Well now what?

Bertie: I guess we should get some wood, good thing we're right next to a forest.

GameChap: Good thinking old bean.

Not too far into that very forest.

?: Hello? Are you awake old pal?

?: Ugh... I think I'm awake...

?: Thank God for that.

?: Where are we?

?:We're in a forest.

?: Thanks Honeydew.

Honeydew: Your welcome Xephos.

Xephos: Why are we here?

Honeydew: Don't you remember? We got attacked by Israphel!

Xephos: WHAT?!

Honeydew: Not only that, he stole your sword and my pickaxe.

Xephos: Oh my God.

Honeydew: It gets even worse, he kidnapped the rest of the Yogscast crew!

Xephos: Well how are we going to save them now?!

Honeydew: I don't know...

Xephos: Now what?

Honeydew: I guess we should get some wood, good thing we're in a forest.

Xephos: Good thinking Honeydew.

And with that we conclude Ch. 1.